Dark Matter. Can't See It. Or Touch It. But, It's There...
 

Supernatural thrillers. Into the unknown we go. Seen it all before, we think. Hoping to see something new... to eject us out of our theatre or living seats. We've seen it all. The Sixth Sense, The Ring, Constantine, Poltergeist...

Not this time. All you who dare to enter the realm of "The Curse of the Shadow People**" shall not return feeling "What the...?"

**Shadow people, beings, entities are a known worldwide phenomenon such as ghosts, apparitions, demons, and other inter-dimensional, shape-shifting night stalkers.

:rolleyes:

Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie

as MC Angry would say:

Make yourself useful and go test bungee cords.

bit like a sober irishman

LMAO!!!!

Nice Breakfast Club reference, EC!

You know us, "We eat ham and jam and SPAM a lot," and personally, I think it tastes like SHIT. Even with cheese....

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Re: Dark Matter. Can't See It. Or Touch It. But, It's There...
 

Dude, that sounds really cool. I'll buy it off you...








































...in HELL! MWA-HA-HAHAHA!

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Spammer!

Has anyone noticed the over-flow of spammers lately?

Catch This...
 

Yo! Don't be summoning on MY message board. As one of the OFFICIAL Witches of HDC, I'll be forced to reach down your throat and pull your colon out of your mouth. Don't think I can't do it. It's something I reserve for the most dastardly spammers, and you fall under that catergory.

...sounds painfull

Yeah, but if he really pisses me off, I won't use my hand. I'll use a pair of red hot cast iron tongs so other parts of him will stick to the heat of the tongs and rip other shit out too.






:D :D

It's not nice to say nasties about The Lord of the Dark Shadows...

its coming up,
its coming up,
its coming up,

its dare

Wait...... that's your scary monster? ahhh... a guy with red eyes whose black... ahhh......... *dies*

In the words of Fat Bastard, "I've bigger chunks of corrn in my crrap!"

YOU LIKE THE LORD OF THE DARK SHADOWS STORY! TELL ME AGAIN! YOU REALLY, REALLY LIKE IT!

You know, in North Carolina, you get fifty dollars if you commit a crazy person to any of the state hospitals for the insane.



(I actually don't classify as insane, so when you're committing The Creator, don't even think of coming for me.)

hahahahaha..while i was reading the title ..
i was expecting to hear the twilight zone theme.

i was hoping to have some tomatoes to throw... but sadly... all i have is this... boooooo.

The MOMO who started this thread makes me want to disappear for a couple of more months :p

Explain MOMO... What's that mean?

"Maker Of Much Originality"


The Lord of Dark Shadows Knows...

HAHAHA...it's just a word that me and one of my good friends always use...I don't even know WHY ;) It just means MORON ;)

HAR HAR HAR. SURELY YOU JEST.

Not even close...DODO ;)

Maker Of Monkey Orgasm

The Lord of Darkshadows, huh? Did you lie about your age when joining this forum?

I mean, Jesus Christ, that is so... so... indicative of some one with the IQ of 30 or less.

I mean, parrots are more creative AND less annoying.

You're not really human are you?

of course not, he's the goddamn Lord of motherfucking Dark Shadows, motherfucker! And he knooooows! Dot dot dot