Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurp.
 

AHHHHH, I feel much better now ;) Wait hold on....*picks nose* NOW I feel much better ;)

(takes a gigantic crap on this thread)





Ahh,i feel much better.:)








(Just kidding on the thread part)

I thought you dissapeared on us again...NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN! (even if it's from your vile bodily functions...)



:D :D :D

HAHAHAH...I DID! ;) But I'm back....again....THEY ALL COME BACK....I'm no different.

How've you been silly boy? :)

BWAHAHAAH....excellent! That's really why I made this thread...so everyone could release the gassy beasts inside them...or pick their toes, or ass....whatever really! Anything goes....so let it out....FREE YOURSELF ;)

Decently...I've been a little gloomy as of late (things didn't turn out all that swell with that girl I told you about last time you dropped in). However, I've been trying to grab the bull by the balls and have a positive attitude.

I'm going to film school for a week this summer! I am SO pumped, it should be a blast. One step closer to becoming your favorite director.

And of course it's nice to hear from you. Always is, Big Sis.

How 'bout yourself?

BAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad to see you back Meadow! Now, I challenge you to a burping contest. I'll go first. *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUURP* Beat that!

Welcome back, pirate wench.:eek:

Awwww. Well, you know I'm here if you ever need to vent...and even when I'm not HERE....you know how to contact me :) F'n GIRLS!!!! She's OBVIOUSLY a fool! BAH!!!!! She'll pay for her mistake;) I'm really sorry it didn't work out...but it's going to get better, I promise.

Film school sounds like a great time! Probably get your mind off of things too...give you something positive to focus on :) Best of luck with that, keep me updated for sure! :)

Things really haven't changed with me at all...nothing exciting to report...which might be a good thing...some times no news is good news;)

Excellent...I love a good DUEL ;)

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP ;):p

ARRRRR matey:eek:

Nice to see you again ya silly bastard :)

Damn! You win! ;) Welcome back! And don't leave us so abruptly again. Zero started shaving his ass again! we don't want the boy to be a bamboo again. Not again, not ever. *starts sobbing* WHY?!?

Yeah, I wouldn't wish being a bamboo on anybody....they'd surely be eaten by a roving panda....

ZERO!!!! Don't go towards the pandas! *chases after Zero*

HAHAHA. Thanks :) Hmmmm.....you HAD to mention zero shaving his ass...*wonders why she came back* ;) :p

Well, he did haev his ass to my face and threatened to shit on me if I didn't tell you.

Moonlit!!!! So glad you are back - I, for one, missed you a great deal!



now, does anyone know how to unclog an electric razor

Monkeys usually come with shaved asses.

you mean they know how to use razors? damn...does the SPCA have any say on this?

we're actually suing Gilette over their discriminatory slogan "the best a man can get" - we're asking for it to read "the best a mammal can get" (although we've caught flack from the reptile lobby - those lizards are so sensitive)

Awww, thanks Zero! I'm super happy I came back...I wouldn't miss all of this ass shaving for the world!!!! *barf* ;)

I'm glad you finally came back!! I sent ya some mail!! Love ya!!! :p

Are you sure? I'm not seeing any ;)