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wecome to the first hdc alcoholics anonymous
meeting, my name is ENTITY2000 and i am an
alcoholic. let's start this meeting with a moment
of silence followed by the serenity prayer............
......... GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO EXCEPT
THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D just for you V!;) :p :D OOPS I thought i made a thread. oh well it was suppose to be a thread! see what dante and YJ is doing to me!!!!!!!!!!!

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gee thanks E, now I gotta become an alcoholic to get membership in this one :D

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Wanna get high?

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Oh! Wherefore have thou gone,

Golden Days of my Youth...?

lalala...lalala...lala...lalala...

(insert opera music here)

aww our own thread...(smiling brightly on the podium sorrounded by applause) ty ty ty...muah muah muah...:D

lmao........ you can b part of the support group! i know i shouldn't make fun! so if anyone wants to delete this thread they can!
it was a joke!

*stands up*

Hi, I'm Yellow Jacket, and I'm a pornaholic! Oh, and an alcoholic! And a stoner! And a dumbass! And...

we can have PA meetings too...can we? can we? can we?

(jumpin up and down, getting excited as a 3 yr old tasting her first lollipop)

Nah...It's cool...




We can all say what kinda 'holic' we are :D







Sexaholic....

(stands up, opens mouth to say something...only to see YJ and Entity take a diving tackle at me and knocking the sh** out of me)


OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

AA is for quitters!

shhhh........ remember i told you that is our little secret!
*takes hand off mouth*

Yeah, about that. I'm a pissedaholic.

Oh Shit!...You're right!


No WAY am I quittin' MY addiction...



I'm outta here!



*slams door*



:p

but but...I was just gonna introduce BloodRayne in...

Stop bragging!

must b nice to b a sexaholic, i haven't had sex since january........
that's too personal? nah i am happily frustrated and abstainent!:( :D

*sticks head back in door*...I heard that!



Not bragging...Just saying....






Okay...To be more specific (and less of a slut)...I'm a DUSTINaholic....There, that's better :)

Yeah, well I haven't gotten laid yet! And yes, I know Haunted is going to be on my ass about that last comment!

hmm...(do I say it?)

(yes! no!! yes!!! no!!!! yes!!!!! no grrrrr!!!!!! yes grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!)

ah okay I will...I m glad to be all of the holics...cept a goodbyeholic...

There I said it hmph...

God grant me the serenity to except the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill for fucking pissing me off! :p

BTW...I'm also a chocoholic....VampClown's thread actually sent me and Dustin to the kitchen, where we were dipping marshmallows in melted white chocolate (marshmallows because all of the pretzels seem to have suddenly disappeared:mad: )...And we made some fudgy oatmeal cookies, too...mmmm:)

how bout chocolate pancakes with mayo? or maybe poptarts?

GROSS

GROSS- Guys Reaching Orgasm So Soon

love it! you know how to make people laugh! i give that!

You give orgasms too soon?!? :p

lmao!! noooooo! mistype i meant i give you that!:D

Oh okay. I see. You give me orgasms too soon.

new acronym for Premature Ejaculation?

ok i give up! you know what i mean! but i can! ;) just kidding
no i'm not,yes i am!:D

Yeah, it's PE. So, whenever you're at school, and they say it's time for PE, you just whip out your dick (or pussy for the ladies) and just start masturbating.

Schizophrenic much? :p

Make up your mind woman! :)

that's what they call it! i knew it! tried to tell my
psychiatrist that but it wouldn't listen! j/k ;)

mind made up!:D

So, what does your mind tell you to do?

my mind tells me to....................... go to the library, to the gardening sextion i mean gardening section! :p

Shh...You can't ask that...That's between Entity, her psychiatrist, and the police departments in 7 southern states...







:D

don't forget the 2...... or is it 3 yeah that's it 3 northern states too
hold on i think someone is at my door............ it's my mind!!!!!!!!!
i got to go! it is telling me the police is coming to take me away ha ha!:D :eek: