Sam the Egg getting his wings clipped
 

I don't like kids, nor do I want to raise kids. So I'm getting a vasectomy. I've found a doctor that performs non-scalpel vasectomies that's 3 minutes from my house, I'm getting a consultation, and hopefully sometime this year (I have to save up and have no steady income) I'll get the vasectomy. Yay for me.

ouch. Not your wings getting clipped I'm afraid. Good luck with that.
CK

That's cool if it's what you want...and the thing about a vasectomy is if you ever change your mind it's reversible, whereas a hysterectomy is not...of course if you don't like kids now it's doubtful you ever will but you never know what could change for you in ten or twenty years....maybe you'll turn eighty and meet a twenty year old stripper who wants children...:D

Don't even wanna wait, see if your opinion changes with age?

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I'm with Dante on this one.

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I'm secure enough in the decision to risk having to pay for the reversal

During that Consultation, they'll ask you to give good reasons why you don't want any kids...Especially as young as you are...They'll probably try to change your mind...

Of course, I'm sure it's different in different states...

In Kentucky, it's difficult to find someone who will perform the *surgery if you don't have at least one kid...

In Ohio, it's difficult to find someone to do it if you don't already have TWO kids...

Unless you're over 30


*It only takes 10 minutes, and a shot to numb the area, WITH a scalpel...actually, it's more like a crochet needle and a pair of scissors...They almost always do it on a Friday here, so you can heal over the weekend and don't miss any work...It's unbelievably simple


Anyway...Good luck :)

The question is, if he doesn't give reason that they deem acceptable will they still do it or is that just a process they go through?


anyway..Good luck with everything.

I've been wondering about that. See, I was just like STE at his age. I wanted to get it done, but people kept telling me no one would do it because I was too young and would change my mind. Well, I'll be 28 in a few months. I still haven't changed my mind, I think it might be safe to say I won't. Good luck, Sam.

It's up to the doctor to decide...They have to protect themselves...Some people have actually come back later and said, "The doctor should have known I was too young to make that kind of decision"...or..."The doctor should have known I might change my mind...or wasn't really sure"...Stuff like that...

I don't know if there are any specific guidelines that doctors follow in order to determine whether someone is sure or not....But...I DO know that if you say things like "I think....."I'm pretty sure..."...."maybe...".....or ANYTHING that shows the slightest hint of uncertainty...They will deny you...

Yeah, i cant let this go...

seriously....


WTF..

why WHYYYY.

Wear a rubber, make your girl go on the pill....


its that simple.

Possible Complications:-

A vasectomy is considered a low-risk surgery, but there are risks associated with any surgery. Possible complications include:

The area may become inflamed or infected. Antibiotics or, very rarely, minor surgery may be required to treat an infection.

A blood clot or bruise may appear, but normally clears up by itself.
The skin may bind to the vas, which may require surgical correction.

Fluid or sperm may build up in the scrotum, but usually clears up on its own.

In 4 out of 1,000 cases, a decreased sexual desire or inability occurs. Such problems are believed to be emotional, because the operation can’t cause them.

The cut ends of the vas could grow back together.

It's Your Choice…


http://www.ppscm.org/images/vaspenis.jpg

Yeah...but...That depends on how it's done....The ends can be tied back or burned...OUR doctor removes a full inch of tubing (so that they can't reach each other to grow back)...Then he burns the ends...THEN he ties them back, just to make sure...He considers HIS method to be irreversible...

It's like spaying, or rather neutering yourself.

Come on all you vasectomised board members - do you feel any less of a fully functional man, or not?

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Fuck that....ain't nobody getting near that area with a knife.

On the other hand...the world can feel safer knowing there won't be any little "sam the eggs" running around.;)

This guy sounds good:-

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

And so... reassuring...!

the odds of condoms or the pill failing are greater than the odds of a vasectomy failing

Or you could get your girl to get a birth control shot every 3 months. My ex did this so I wouldn't get her pregnant. It even did away with her period. :eek:

Well I'll back the decision, cuz in the end you're gonna do whatever ya want anyway. But just think about how much fun it would be to raise a child to be like you. Oooooh, it just makes the hair on your arm stand up.:D

I only hope something like this doesn't somehow happen:-


http://history.amedd.army.mil/booksd...0figure104.jpg

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Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

My stars, these are even more alarming:-


http://or-live.mediwire.com/main/Def...ticleID=164348


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Note: none of these unfortunate conditions were as a result of having the snip, especially not the very last one which was as a result of rubber band abuse

Wow!:eek:

I rarely judge or try to impose my thoughts on anyone.


but man, i think your INSANE.



I see NO point in any of this shit.

I ifn dmy self grabbing my balls and wondering how ANY man can do that.. seriously..once again..

W T F

I'm with Skoof all the way on this one.

I say good on you STE..
if thats your choice then so be it..
Its like the woman choosing btween having an abortion etc.
You go with what you want and your right..

wonder if this means I'll have to do my ASCII penises like this from now on:
3=== ====D

PLEASE TELL ME THIS WHOLE THING WAS A JOKE.

Im still trying to process your first post.

no, not a joke

dude don't get right of your boys:eek: :eek: WTF dude:eek:

you know there's a difference between a vasectomy and castration, yes?

yeah but still might as well be the same IMO... still why? WTF?

WTF, how did THAT go wrong????

OK, you do know that it's not fool proof right? I know someone (ex-coworker, still friend) that had that done and still got his wife pregnant. No doubt there was the whole horrible "you cheated on me " thing, but after DNA tests it was his (and I don't want to sound mean, but if you ever saw her, well you'd know it was his).Just be careful and sure in your desicion and afterwards don't think its just free for all. Take care.

Nothing's fool proof. Babies can get into Tylenol bottles and retards can still open bottles under the sink. Quit tryin' to scare him.

I actually think this is a very good idea - unselfish, and just generally damn sensible (what, under the circumstances and all).

In fact I think I'm going to get one.

We should all get one.

It's not a hysterectomy that women get done, those are two different things. I'm getting a tubal and i have read that it is much easier for a man to do this than what i'm doing. I think if a person really does not want/like kids they should do it. I think it is better than having a kid that you DO NOT want.

Fool proof? No. But the odds aren't in favor of failure