Caption Contest
 

Who can make up the best caption for this horrific image?
http://shocku.com/111/

"Thanks for gouging my eye, now I don't have to read peeper's stupid posts anymore."

Hey everybody, peep this nonsense I've posted!

Ehhh.... not very good...

i got my eye gunk on you



totally dumb. i congragulate myself for coming up with the stupidest answer.

"OW, MY EYE!"

I win

"Hey man...whats that crusty stuff under your fingernail?"

I think peeper wishes that guys thumb was in his pooper.

"That's what you get for talking shit about my mamma"

Merely a flesh wound.

...and in other news, a Chernobl Man is found with his conjoined twin growing from his eye socket...

'Give me a closer look'

Jeepers..creepers..where did you get those peepers'

I take it ..you don't wear contacts then'

'Eye see you' :D

"This man found out that his best friend was sleeping with his girl friend....THIS is what he did to him."

Hey, that's my hitchin' thumb, give us it back you fucker.

Okay, second try...

"I said CUM in my eye!"

Third try





"Who's the pirate now BITCH!?!?!?"

Actally most pirates had both eyes and purely wore a patch to make one eye more sensitive to light for night time navigation. God there's always someone who has to be serious:rolleyes:

Shit um....






oh yeah





"That's not how you use the force,DIPSHIT!"

haha, there were some good ones in there

Sounds like my ex-wife.

OUCH..i think i have something in my eye'

Here..I'll help you get it out' 'DOINK'