i hate...
 

i really hate cooking bacon. every time i do i get a blister from the grease. so, i had to make bacon tonight and i'm taking out my pain on you guys. please don't leave me hangin.


this thread is here so everyone can post what, where, who, etc.

even if that person is me for making this thread.

if anyone hates me though i just might cry.:( :( :(

Try cooking bacon in the nude. It's an experience you'll never forget! :eek:

Re: i hate...
 

You might try the microwave next time,with a little pratice bacon turns out as nice or better than panfried and no burns.;)

Pics or it didn't happen

Pics or it didn't happen

Is there an echo in here? :p

:eek: my bad :)

Why were you cooking bacon naked by the way? one of those nights huh?

Microwaving bacon is actually one of the best methods.
It's quick, no splatter, and actually just about the most fat free way of having your bacon without quality loss. You can time it for just how you like it too, but yeah...practise.
Or, you could just get a mesh shield for your frypan, and attempt to cook it on a slightly lower temperature. Usually only REALLY spits when the heat is too high.

It was during the day actually. I was at home, hanging out with no clothes on and felt like having some bacon and eggs.

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Get pre-cooked bacon,it kicks ass..



















Even though it tastes like shit.

Grill it in a George Foreman, only takes two minutes.

Hah!





That picture so kicks ass!

Relax, most threads have the same origins and purpose.

Who says otiosity is dead?



:cool:

If your worried about hot poping grease from baccon. Just don't cook it to high (flame) and when you wanna add more baccon just drain the grease from the pan, so you won"t have extra grease poping at you. If your pan only fits 3 baccon strips cook those and if you think the grease is getting to much for you to handle just drain it, and add another few strips. They should be less of a chance of poping grease but you will still get poped. Or do something else :D

I don't like bacon a whole lot. In fact, I like pork that much except my dad's ribs. Those are good.

If you don't like bacon grease burning you (this is the world's smallest violin yada yada yada) then wear plate mail. So what if it weighs thirty-five pounds? You'd look really neat wearing armor and cooking bacon.

i hate me

Uh-oh! What's wrong TG? Is it some hoochie? Want me to beat her up?

no my best friend is hitting on my gf and shes falling for it

I hate cheaters...

my sympathies dude.

Sounds like someone needs to hang out with a better class of people. Hint: If someone if worthy of being your best friend, one of the requirements is that they DON'T hit on your girlfriend (or boyfriend for girls). and if she falls for it, ya need a new girlfriend. Talk to your "best" friend and if he doesn't listen then beat the shit out of him. In private though, don't make a scene, or sadly, you'll end up looking like an asshole. And if you can't trust the girlfriend, dump her. If she'd go for your best friend, she'd probably go for someone else if they tried.

Sorry, I may be a bit cynical. but I mean well, and I've seen this shit too many times with people.

Maybe you're taking it the wrong way. People flirt..... doesn't mean that they'll actually do anything.

But if that is the case I'd get Haunted to kick her ass. If the fingering thread is anything to go by she'll have strong arms :)

Yah, that's true, I flirt all the time, harmlessly though. If what's going on between his friend and girlfriend is anything beyond that, then I go back to what I said before.

Its easy to take flirting the wrong way. Shit I've been guilty many times of turning into a jealous monster over it and fucked up a relationship or two....or three :rolleyes:

me personally probably wouldn't be of much help. but my sister flirts with guys all the time, and she's in a serious relationship. she just does it out of habit.

You have a gf?

There are different ways of flirting too. (Hell, I flirt with women too and don't mean anything by it.) If it sounds like you're coming on to someone that your really not interested in, I don't call that harmless flirting cuz it can seriously mislead people in all directions. Me, I'm usually so silly-assed about it that I can't believe anyone would take me seriously, unless they know I'm interested, but they'd know that cuz I'd tell them. I don't like playing guessing games.

*grinds monalisa*

What?

huh, what? *totally loses concentration* Um, ah, what was I saying? :p

*boogies*

Soooo tell me.......

Do I make yooo 'orney babay?

Shall we, shag now or.... (never)

*goes to NEVERland, sees Michael Jackson by mistake, screams in horror and runs back to the Transporter to go home quickly* :)

michael jackson scares me.:(

I'm going to cook in the nude.:eek:

Don't do the bacon, man! Don't do it, trust me!!!!!

No,i'm cooking stake.:cool:

Damn, I love bacon! Like the dog in the ad,...bacon, bacon, bacon....please, give me whats in the bag!!!!!!!!

If its done right, its better than the 25-30 $$ piece of beef that us guys get when we're trying to impress some chick! O(h well, no matter, i will always try to keep the women happy!

I love that commercial, with the dog-nose cam! :D

And I love bacon too! I'm really picky about what i pick in the store and I try to always buy it at the co-op or my favorite natural food store. It's a little better for you cuz it has no nitrates in it.

Nekkie Baccie..
hahahahahaha..i just made a funny..'n.m'