They Call Me Mr. . .
 

. . . (and now i've only got 333 to go)

333 to go until what? You reach another landmark, yet ultimately insignificant, number of posts? ;)

So, does this mean you're going to disappear again? I hope not!!

LOL..
the almighty 222 went sooooooooooooo fast.
I remember when you were just a young
whipper snapper at 111..
my how time flies :D

no - i'm around for another 333 posts - then its off with my head!

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOUNG MAN??!!

. . . yes ma'am. . .

That's good. Now, here's your cookie!

I want one! :mad:

You can have a cookie, too!

:D What kind do you have?

Whatever kind you want! ;)

Hehe, hmmm....

Congrats, Zero. I'll bake a cake for you. See, I'm baking it right now... mm, it looks really good too. There it's done. OH! NOOOO! I dropped it! I dropped your cake on the floor! SHIT!

Man, I'm SO sorry I dropped your cake. It took me all day to make it! Here, I'll clean it up. There, see? I'm sweeping it off the floor. It's coming up- OW! OWWW! I cut my hand! Oh God, it's bleeding really bad! Look at all the blood! Oh my God, my hand is falling apart right in front of me! My ring finger just fell into the cake on the floor!

Ugh... I've lost a lot of blood.... getting hard to see... I can't... ughhhhh

(thud)

Perhaps he was dictating.

Blood cake, may I have some?

Only if you want AIDS.

Burned.

wow - a IA75 is dead . . . my every dream HAS come true!

:D

Fuck no....Forget it. :p

Nice dude:rolleyes:

He went through all the trouble of baking you a cake and then cut himself and then lost consciousness because of blood loss and this is the thanks he gets.

FINE!


I'll eat the cake while dancing around his lifeless corpse!

:D

It's the only thanks needed. :p

Ugh... what... what the fuck happened? Oh... oh man, my hand is KILLIN' me. Holy SHIT, what happened to my hand? I... don't remember... ANYthing! Who am I?!?!

Okay, okay... Think, just THINK. You're fine, just try and remember. You're an annoying, self-obsessed asshole... It's coming back. Yes, now I remember. I'm completely motivated by my own desires and feel the need to make sure everyone around me recognizes and celebrates every one of my minute, miniscule accomplishments, no matter how pointless or mundane they are.

I remember now!!! I have one bad joke that I coat every one of my comments with, and it's never really been that funny! Of COURSE!

I'm ZERO!!!!

Here's a monkey pic...
http://www.stock-monkey.com/images/bald-monkey.gif

:D

LMFAO! Not what I expected for a come back.

oh my god - IA75 has assumed my identity. . .



well, in that case- Hey buddy! you've got a bunch of overdue bills, a doctor's bill that will make you puke, and a whole shit load of student loans. . .



now that i'm not Zero I guess i'm FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cool.........there's gonna be a fight........

http://bestsmileys.com/violent/18.gif

No fight here, I'm just joshin' (did I say "joshin"?) with Zero. I never mean the shit I say.

naw - i never take IA seriously - he's just jealous because i'm universally loved and he's. . . well, universally ignored!

:D

Yeah, I am ignored... and I'd really appreciate it if your wife returned one of my phone calls.

:eek:

she only returns the calls of men who HAVE a penis. . .

not snot nosed college punks who couldn't find their genitalia with tweezers, a magnifying glass, and a map

no fight

http://bestsmileys.com/yawning/1.gif



boring

a battle of wits between me and IA would be like the New York Yankees playing a special-ed little league team. . .


(and to be clear, I'd be wearing the pinstripes!)

or the Boston Red Soxs

I thought you were Zero....If you're Josh....Then my covers blown and I'm not me anymore. :eek:

hahahaha

So I guess she uses her phone minutes to ring up old, fat dried up losers who need to pop two Erectols and drive by the local Junior High school at recess just to get an erection long enough to suppress the reality that they're 30-something year old failures who hang out on horror websites?

GO!

so true! i enjoyed that Boston Massacre immensely. . .especially as it seems everyone i know is a red sox fan. . . WTF? I live in New York - why all the Red Sux fans?

I figure its just the sympathy for the loveable losers (though who could find manny ramirez loveable??)

Just to be clear, DON'T BAN ME AND ZERO! IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN!

I never thought about the prospect of banning before...

hee hee.....30 something and still hanging out at a horror website.





:(

Oop!

i don't know what he's talking about - he attacked me out of the blue for no reason. . and me just an innocent monkey (there's my one joke again). . . I say ban him for this unprecedented aggression


OK - we were just fooling around. . . i love IA. . . he's like the brother i never had (and never got the chance to murder, bury in the back garden, and surprise mommy with his severed head for her birthday!)

:D