The first world president will be...
 

yours truly. ;)

I need to be president of the world, so when the vote comes up make sure you vote for me. This president is all about elimination.

I'd eliminate all laws
I'd eliminate all politicians, judges, lawyers etc. because they wouldn't really
have a purpose anymore.
Jails would be converted into either schools or mcdonalds' depending on what funds are like
I'd eliminate all borders, there wouldn't be a Canada or Africa or USA.
Police would exist, but not to take people to jail. If you robbed a store your ass was gonna get shot up if the police got there before you got out. They would be instructed to only go for headshots.
There would only one channel of media, it would report on happy things like babies and puppies. I'd keep everyone in the dark at all times about everything else.
Guns would be really expensive because police would be given the right to search anything (house, car) they wanted without a warrant. If they found guns they are to shoot everything in the vicinity.

A few smaller things I'd consider would be:
Fat people get free gym memberships, fit people have to pay way more.
I'd eliminate welfare


Under my rule a lot of annoyance would cease to exist. Telemarketers? their buildings would be bombed and/or everyone in them would be stabbed to death. Nobody would be wrongfully imprisoned because there wouldn't be any prisons! You wouldn't have to listen to another motherfucker explain to you why america is the greatest country on earth. We wouldn't have to hear about Kevin Federline's new hair or Paris Hilton's latest sexcapades because there would be no entertainment news. The risk run for murdering someone is much higher, guns are something you'd want to keep buried in your backyard.

Anyone see any flaws or things I need to add to make the world a better place? :)

Retaaaaaarded.. :rolleyes:

yep,


me as vice president !

god knows, i have vices !

sub-moronic

ok .. you win.

we'll still report Paris Hilton's goings on

yes! urgeok will be my vice president.

All these one word "moronic" "retarded" posts get ignored if they don't have any reasoning behind them. ;)

my first proposal is that there will still be prisons for violent offenders/sex offenders.

well .. it looks like a prison but once you step through the door you fall into a tunnel leading straight to a giant meat grinder.

the meat is then used to make pies to sell in scotland.

All sounds like Glasgow on a good day.

Can you get rid of Europe as well pleez!

And there is reasoning behind anything you wrote?

Bombing and stabbing and shooting your citizens for no other reason than they annoy you? Idi Amin wasn't as bloodthirsty. Kim Jong Ill isn't as megalomaniacal.

we are doing that already, we send them to schools - free lunches.

Will there be lots of Starbucks

?????

I think you'd be running against The STE for this position.

He gets MY vote! :D

Of course!

I wouldn't take part in the death of any of my people. I'm saying that there wouldn't be any telemarketers because people would be allowed to hunt these people down and kill them. It's about free will, baby. ;)

You see with me, it's a party everywhere all the time. With the STE that party is just in his pants. Everyone may be invited, but occupation is limited. I'm more about the people, I think his reasons for being president are fun but selfish.

I am on the fence until you clearly address the Starbucks issue. This is one potato you can't dodge!

Starbucks' will replace street signs.

Sweeeeeet

Hella cool dude

Well this isn't good. If I can't win over a horror forum how am I going to win over the entire world. :(

MD gets my vote - she's much cuter than her opponents and the state of the union address would be worth all the blood and destruction

I think you need to sell everyone on your kindness, mercy and sincerity and THEN sucker punch the world with bloody Revolution.

Sorry about the earlier posts:o Been having a shit day - shouldn't take it out in the forums. I'll be good.

Aww...It's all good...MOST people use this forum to 'vent'

Besides...I seriously don't believe that Rory is THAT easily offended...lol

Hate me or love me just don't ignore me. ;)



I'd would prefer a longer post calling me and my ideas moronic though, if anyone would be kind enough. :)

Meh, I'm in for anarchy. As a Witch, I'll find my own hidy hole where no one but those who need to find me shall find me. The rest of the world can piss up a flag pole, unless you start in on the animals, environment, etc, then I don't care what military powers you've got at your disposal...

Oh, and the "party in his pants" comment concerning The STE goes to show how very little you know about The STE. Underestimating your opponent is a very dangerous thing. I can tell you this, because, no offense, you're a smart lady, but this is a fact that will, under no circumstances, sink into your brain. You underestimate people a lot. Not good.

This is true... but I'm more concerned about other people's opinions on my goals for the moment. I'll make sure all these flaws in my personality don't show come election time, and I'll be sure to have a group of advisors to tell me what to say when it comes to my opposition.

but people still seem to think I just have a raging lust for blood. While I do have a bloodlust, it's not raging. I'd running for president because I think that I can raise the average quality of living by a huge margin. I also understand that you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

What I'm trying to say is the bloodshed of certain groups could at best be considered a bonus, not a goal.

nazis,
white supremists,
child molesters


yep, that'd be a bonus for sure !

wow - MD has recreated the final solution! congrats!

If you could do it without damage AND preserving the environment... I might not object too much.

Watch those advisors, though. You never know which one's will have their fingers crossed behind their backs. In politics, you can't trust anyone.

unlike the rest of life where you should trust everyone all the time! :D

I'd vote for just about anyone over you.

@ Zero.... Smart-ass :D

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