K-Fed: Musical GOD
 

6000 cds sold in its first week. Didnt Alaniss Morrisette sell over 3 million in her first week with her second album?

6000 still is a lot higher than I would have guessed. He'd better not quit his dayjob... Oh wait, his dayjob just filed for divorce. Well, in that case, he'd better stick to wrestling... Oh wait, his career there is over now too. I guess that just leaves him back where he started.... Back up dancer.

who in the what is K-Fed ?

he's now Fed-Ex

and he's selling a porno tape of his wedding night with that piece of trailer trash

Really? Dumb bitch... Who the hell is THAT stupid these days? Okay, Silly question


To Urge:
K-Fed = Kevin Fedderline, the very fertile soon to be ex-spouse of musical (and all around) genius Britney Spears.

and he's selling a tape of him and brittney ?

haw !

'celebrities' really should stop and get to know people on a human level before they marry them.

if the relationship starts as a business deal, dont be suprised at the business deals at the end of the relationship

don't be fooled - urge knows who k-fed is - who do you think bought those 6000 CDs? he's currently rolling around naked on 6000 copies of the liner notes

I could see Kevin viewing their marriage as a business deal, but what the hell could brit be getting out of a relationship with a white trash never-been?

a baby and respectability ... remember she's trying to model herself after madonna

That made me laugh :)


And she got two kids out of the deal. Maybe #2 wont suffer as many head injuries. Poor little guy will probably have to wait to ride in the front seat though....:D

How long till the first child is in rehab? 10 years? 6?

maybe Francis Bean can babysit them and seal the deal

if that. He reminds me of vermin. No matter how stupid and usesless a particular type of vermin is, they alway find their niche and breed by the thousands...

K-Fed: Entertainment's cockroach



His "trivia" on IMDB. Its very spinal tap in how mediocre he is...
http://imdb.com/name/nm1549077/bio

Just to illustrate the high level of intelligence Ms. Spears has...

She married a fuckin' backup dancer and didn't make him sign a pre-nup! Hahahahahahahaahahah! Dumb bitch.

I was wondering about that....

God, the first thing that i thought of when i read "dumb botch" was the osuthpark episode where Bebe grew boobs, and by the end the boys have gone full cycle with the breast obsession, and Wendy walks into class dressed liek a hooker with breast implants, and cartman shots "What a stupid bitch!"

then they roll credits. That had me in stiches...

The Britney Spears comeback tour: *Britney in a wheelchair with a huge gut and numerous stretch marks on stomach and mouth*
"Hey yall!!! I may have lost a foot to diabetes, but I'm still sexy y'all!!!
*belches*
"Now I'm gonna dance for ya!"
*maneuvers wheelchair back and forth, until a wrong move sends her crashing into the speakers, bursting into flame*

"oops, I did it again."

Britney Spears for Depends adult undergarments:

Oops, she did it AGAIN....

Hey, if she ends up dating Tom Sizemore, we can make a "Hit me baby, one more time" joke :)

ROTFLMFAO

Oops, HE did it again.:D

The thing is he told her he is selling the tape if she doesn't give me i believe 16 million and custody of their children. he has an offer of 27 million for the tape

that offer came from omcdave .. i dont think he really has the money though.

i heard the offer came from Urge - but he wanted to digitally impose his body over brittany's for some hot k-fed lovin!

not until i know what he looks like..

http://www.abc.net.au/news/features/...51226kevin.jpg


you want him....

great- now you'll get urge all excited

ick !! no way jose !

any one got a torrent link for this porno then?

I dont think it is out yet.


This should fill the void, thought. She is not a msart girl...:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HwZeArBsO_M

i don't really get the britney bashing. she's made some mistakes and bad choices but who hasn't?

I love K-Fed.

I bought two copies of playing with fire and I'm not even kidding. His songs are hilariously bad, and the fact that it's kevin federline makes them even better. ;)

Watch the jimmy kimmel show "Doin' fine with Kevin Federline" bits on youtube.

Because:
A. Its easy
B. Its fun
C. She used to cancel shows on a whim because shit wasnt going her way
D. She is and IDIOT


She is not a good person. i dont care WHY, unless it is the only way to save your kid from impending death, you DONT ride with a child in your lap, and you certainly dont drive that way. You really should not drop them on their heads either.

Me. Possibly Angra.

shit yeah..she would have to be one of the worst superstar mums ever.
Ppl are just buying kfeds cd now cos of who he was married too..otherwise
HE SUCKS..

Murderdoll gave you the reason he is selling cds:

Camp value. He is just this year's william hung.

Maybe they can get together and do a ricky martin remake :D

just another celebrity that's pretty and dumb imo. She's a hick, but whatever.

i try to avoid the 'so and so is a bad influence' parental trap .. but i have to say that B. Spears is probably the worst roll model for young girls ever.

except maybe lil kim.

(i have to admit though - lil kim turns me on ... what is it with me and dirty girls anyway ?)

I dont think Lil Kim is trying to say she's a good role model for little girls though. By that logic, Traci Lords and Jenna Jameson are pretty crappy role models too.

well, hopefully the porn of lords and jameson arent getting as wide of an exposure as the videos of spears and her ilk..

next up on MTV ... we go old school - traci shows us how a 16 year old earns 100X the money she would if she had a paper route.

Give them time... All it take sis a weekend watching E! True Hollywood stories.


Traci Lords is horrible for girls self esteem.. By 15 she had a killer body and a really lucrative career....