Athiests come!
 

So awhile ago I was offering up to 15$ for your dead bodies. Despite the high amount of "athiests" in the forum nobody seemed to want to take me up on my offer. So... I'm now offering a body trade for the gamblers. If you die before me, you get nothing. I get your body to do whaetver I want with. Mince meat pie, human pinyata, the possibilities are pretty much endless.

I know what some of you are thinking. "I'm 200 pounds!!! that's a fuckin rip off" that's why in addition to my corpse you'll be getting money too, depending on how much you weigh.

149lbs- 0$
150lbs+ 5$
200lbs+ 15$
250+ 20$

I will pay you now, if you go on a diet and lose weight there isn't anything I can do. (I won't be happy though) :mad:

Just tell me what graveyard you will be buried in when you die and I'll send the money to you and work out all the other arrangements. :)


p.s I will pay more for europeans.

free cookie for whoever can guess what I'm really getting at.

if you don't like the prices, give me an offer. ;)

um you want to figure who the fattest fuck is?

haha nope

also: muscley people need not apply, incase I do decide to eat you.

Guess I could get $15....I weigh 200 with all of my gear on...
187 without...

I can't participate...

I already promised my corpse to Dustin (since, statistically, I should probably die before him), and I already know exactly what he plans to do with it, too.

I figure if people can leave their bodies/organs to science, medical schools, organ donor programs, etcetera it should be legal if it's in my will, right?

Seriously...We're looking into the legal aspects of this...I can't imagine anyone in my family would object, except for my mother, and she'll most likely be dead before me...I don't think my kids would care what happens to my carcass when I'm gone, it's just less money they'd have to spend on a funeral and everything that goes with it...

damn, one less body for my collection. :p


shit something just occurred to me.

ok first person who is under 150lbs gets a clean body for body trade, no money. Every person after gets money.

I weigh 250 with a lead fucking bodysuit on does that mean i could sell for 20?

Are you trying to point out that atheist shouldnt be getting buried?
I guess you could get buried in your back yard or something but i dont think most atheists would want to be put in a religious place.

Sidenote: My grandmother died friday night so I have to go to a funeral next week. And NO you cant have her body (she was pretty frail and sick towards the end so I guess she was below the asking price anyhoo)

yup.

that was fast.

I'll take chocolate chip. the soft chewy kind plz.

You're so goth Liz Vicious. I bet you've got a Charlie Don't Surf t-shirt :D

That album he put out is actually pretty cool :)

The best music is made up of mostly acid.

Ya gotta mix in some angry tho

I would, but my corpse is scheduled to be catapulted through my ex's living room window.

hahahaha nice

If you'll take my body now....I'll give it to you....

Best pick up line of the day

Sorry when I die, I'm having my skin removed and dried out and made into lamp shades or whatever the hell my family wants to do with it, as it will all be pretty much tattoed except my crotch and head...The rest I want cremated...

How come you're not gonna get your head done?

I wanna get some more tattoos.... hopefully my new job will pay me shitloads so I can get a bunch of new shit done.

I just don't want anything on my head... At least as far as a job is concerned I can cover up the rest of me if I have to, but the head is something that I wouldn't be able to cover if needed be...

So you'd have a shitload of ink down now do you dude?

Yeah I have a good bit, almost a full right sleeve and working on the left...back piece will be done after my sleeves are finished then chest and then legs...

so what does this have to do with atheism?

I've asked my wife to have me taxidermied and kept out on display for my minions to worship

ha ! i have a friend who wants me to lean his dead body on the door of his ex .. then ring the doorbell and run. (if he goes before me)



i've always thought burying people to be the biggest - most insane, disease ridden form of pollution ever .. so i want to be cremated. I'm sure even the smoke from my burning will be less of a burdon on the earth than my dead ass in a coffin in the ground.

so MD .. you can have my ashes for free .. mix it into your paint and do a portrait of a hot nude woman.

What does your offer have to do with atheism? I am an atheist, and I plan to donate my body to science. I see no reason to try to make money off it - maybe the medical students will have fun cutting it up.

thats what my grandads always wnated....its the right bloody thing to do in my opinion...whats the point of being buried?

That has to be the coolest idea ever! If I wasn't donating my body to science, I'd want that too. Only I'd want the person doing it to wait until I was good and bug-infested.

olo! thats such a cool idea or leave your body in her closet.....the classic fall out

murderdoll you need I tried to pm you but you are full.

Wow, I remember this thread. Ha, my weight is actually at 215 now, 225 with all my gear on...But I got more muscle. So I'm guessing that I am not going to get my $20?

how much do you weigh? picture please.

hmm you might get docked for muscle, I'll have to recheck the payment scale.

How much for my bellie button fluf, I can accumilate a lot in a short period of time...

You are SO my hero.

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I'm recently obsessed with the concept of mummification. If I have all of my internal organs removed, Murderdoll, you are more than welcome to my gall bladder, kidneys, or pancreas. The heart will have to stay with me in a separate urn, however, to make sure that Anubis can properly weigh it against the feather of Truth.

(I figure that if I ever diverge from my current state of Atheism and decide to subscribe to a deistic religion, it may as well be this. Because, hey, at least I'm mummified. Take that, Christians.)

I would like my body mummified so that, like the ancient Pharaohs, I can haunt the shit out of anyone who tries to disturb my slumber.

...

Oh, wait. Maybe it's just a matter of booby-trapping my crypt. On to plan B.

I weigh 255 with no gear... all body fat....ugh. I guess since I'm doing nothing with my dead body, sure you can have it. It would make for good eats.

I weigh 96lbs. So...my flesh is fresh. New. Good condition.

How much do I get?

clean body for body trade, no money. sorry :(

we will have to make arrangements for sure. ;)