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best film quotes
what are your best film quotes?
hellraiser 3 "jesus christ.........." "not quite" :D :D :D :D :D |
hmm there are lots
Freddy Vs Jason Freddy " aww give me a break" that cracked me up god there are loads |
freddy vs jason
How sweet Dark meat dunno why but its just the way freddy says it |
freddy vs jason
got your nose! ha ha ha ha haaa :cool: |
i've ran outta quotes darn it
hey who fired the gardener:p |
lmao american dad rules:D
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to right it does lol
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. "
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"It's a trick, get an axe." |
"I wonder who the real cannibals are."
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"There was only one thing wrong with Rat's cure for Toad's motor-mania: It didn't work..."
--Narrator (Basil Rathbone), The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad |
i love lamp
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"Why don't you shut that bitch up before I fuck-start her skull?" - Ryan Phillipe, Way of the Gun
"My wife's mother is visiting, Father, and Tuesday she's cooking us a carp. It's a tasty fish, I'm not against it. But because it's supposedly filled with impurities, Mary's mother buys it alive, and for three days now it's been swimming in my bathtub. Up and down. Cleaning out the impurities. And I hate it. I can't stand the sight of it moving it's gills. Now, you're standing very close to me, Father. Have you noticed? Yes. I haven't had a bath in days. So I never go home until the carp is asleep. I'm afraid that if I see it while it's swimming, I'll kill it." - George C. Scott, Exorcist III |
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the God damn vampires.
"The Lost Boys" |
"Listen.... do you smell something?"
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My favorite from Alien3: We're all gonna die, it's justr a question of how you check out. are you gonna die fighting? Or on your fucking knees, begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothin'! So I say FUCK that thing! Probably the one line i like from Alien Ressurection: We thought you were dead... Yeah, i get that alot. Se7en: I seem to remember we found your apartment And I seem to remember breaking your face... The Ref: Lady, i swear to God, if you hit that kid one more time, i'm gonna shove that pig head, RIGHT UP YOUR ASS! Don't talk to me like that! I'm not oneof your patients. Lady, you're gonna be somebody's patient if you dont sit down and shut up. Tommy Boy: You obviously dont know they have a thin candy shell Your brain has a tick candy shell! Yeah well your brain has a thick... candy... Shut up richard... |
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Mark Wiener from Palindromes: "People always end up the way they started out. No one ever changes. They think they do, but they don't. If you're the depressed type now, that's the way you'll always be. If you're the mindless, happy type, that's the way you'll be when you grow up. You might lose some weight, your face might clear up, get a body tan, a breast enlargement, a sex change - makes no difference. Essentially... from in front, or from behind... whether you're thirteen or fifty, you'll always be the same" |
Let off some steam, Bennett.
You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry. Bennett, stop screwing around and let the girl go, Its me that you want, I only have one arm, you can beat me! Come on Bennett, throw away the chicken shit gun, you don't just want to pull the trigger, you want to put the knife in me, and look me in the eye, and see whats going on in there when you turn it, thats what you want to do, right? Come on, let the girl go, just between you and me, don't deprive yourself of some pleasure, come on Bennett, lets party! You little BITCH! Because all fucking hell is going to break loose. |
Robocop: (Right after dumping several thousand pounds of scrap metal on Robocop)
I GOT HIM CLARENCE, I GOT HIM! *BOOOM!* Trainspotting: The fact is Rent, you cant spend your life sitting around listening to Siggy Pop. It's Iggy Pop. Whatever, anyway, the man's dead. No he isnt. Tommy saw him last spring. Blackhawk down: Um Leitenant? Yeah? You might want to clean the blood out of the back before we go out again. True Lies: THE BRIIDGE IS OUUUT! What? Harry, i cant hear you! THE BRIDGE IS OOOUUUUTTT! HArry, I cant... OH MY GOD! HARRY, THE BRIDGE IS OUT! Terminator 2: Cop:Are you hurt? T-1000:No, I'm fine... Say... Thats a nice Bike... Even Better: Get Out. |
TCM remake
Sheriff: Excuse me, would you mind getting the fuck out of my way son wel i think its funny :rolleyes: |
Full metal jacket-
"I want to slip my tube stake into your sister, what will you take in trade?" |
"Bond, James Bond"
Dr.No through Casino Royale |
Night of the liveing dead - "There comeing for you barbara, there comeing for you!"
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Ghostbusters is full of them.
"Where do these go?" "They go up." |
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"what did he do?" "he slimed me" |
"I never drink...wine"
"Listen to them: Children of the night. What music they make." "Punish me, torture me, but let me live! I can't die with all those lives on my conscience! All that blood on my hands!" - Dracula (1931) "Groovy" - Evil Dead 2 "Nine killed you...nine shall die...nine eternities in doom!" - The Abominable Dr. Phibes I could post tons more, those are just the first few that come to mind. |
"I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"
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You either surf or you fight.
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Predator - "If it bleeds we can kill it"
I say this everytime I take a fluro piss on a fern. |
Fluro piss?
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"youre bleeding!" "I aint got time to bleed" the phrase just oozes badassness. |
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I anint got time to bleed... But you ARE bleeding. Does that make you a multitasker? One of my favorites has always been from Die Hard Hans tries shooting McClain after being given a gun *Click* Oops, no bullets. What, did you think I was fucking stupid? *elevator Dings* Hans (Smugly): You were saying? |
I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
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Avi: Why do they call him "Boris the bullet dodger?" Tony: Because he dodges bullets, Avi. that whole movie was written for one-liners. What's That? A knife... What are you gonna do with that? Butter his bread? |
A personal favorite
Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right. David Van Patten: And what did the other part think? Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick! |
this little gem from Natural Born Killers makes me giggle
Scagnetti: I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas. Warden: That's funny, you don't have the accent. Scagnetti: I don't wanna talk like those assholes. Warden: My mother was from Texas! Scagnetti: I meant those other assholes. |
i know what you did last summer -
you get a letter? i got run over helen gets her hair chopped off, julie gets a dead body in her trunk, and you get a letter? oh thats balanced |
Saving Silverman:
Hey, you're a psychologist? We're in kind of the same field. What do you do? Animal control... How is that in any way related to psychology? Well..... We both help people in their time of need.... Steve Zahn and Jack Black turned stupid into brilliance in that movie... |
Oh you know the usual, What's new, how ya been, how ya wanna die
sidney in scream 3 |
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