Something Other than a touchy subject....
 

Just to take the focus of that other thread, let's talk about nice things like, have you ever sat through movies keeping trck of the body count, and what is the highest one you have counted in a horror film?

Lets talk about pancakes!I like them,them and waffles,with chocolate chips,chocolate syrup and whipped cream.




Also,happy saturday everyone..Giggity giggity goo!

Or we could talk about the most anoying bird sounds you have ever heard...

Ahh i get it.Um...Any of you like family sitcoms,like home improvement,


I dont mean evil possesed shows like full house or.....dear god.Step by step..

I prefer show's likw Family ties and Happy Days,

I don't know why they were shown so much on tv here, but it was overkill up untill 10 years ago....

Yeah let's talk about cutey animals, did you ever go to the petting zoo and see those little critters they have...once I saw this thing, I think it was a baby llama. Well, it had a long neck, whatever. And I reached out to pat it on the head and it went MeeeeeeeeeeeeHHHHH!

Yeah....... I POOP IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!

I LOVE a place where a "body count" isn't a touchy subject. ;)

I got slammed into a fence by a big goat when I was 5 in a petting zoo!

You know...Soy has come a long way:cool:


I like that show The Wonder Years.


Fuzzy animals are cool, but they usually stink at the petting zoos


When you say body count....does that mean LIVE bodies?

On the subject of poop, I have some interesting types coming out of my little guy lately-maybe I should make a website documenting the size, color and consistancy daily:eek:


Hmmm, what other nonsense can I write:D

When we were 7, my best friend ate a marble and his psycho mom chopped up his.... matter to try and find it to make sure he got it out......... we never found it.

Or we could talk about the most anoying bird sounds you have ever heard...

My girlfriend has a pet bird, i swear im going to kill this thing:) He has learned to make a fire alarm sound when he wants attention, fucking annoying:mad:

ROFL

There's some weird bird that nests above my window, and he makes this *muhhRAWWKKKK* call at 3 am.

I usually cover him up until my girlfriend gets home from work, or fire my shoe at his cage:D

Body Counting: interesting approach to watching horror, I might give it a go. I did like the suggestion on a different thread that you take a shot (of alcohol lol) every time someone dies.

Pancakes: are great especially with jam mmmm.

Annoying bird sounds: I hardly notice anymore. I use to have a parrot, 2 love birds, 2 budgies, a parakeet and a cockatiel at the same time. The high pitched noises are the worst or when the parrot learnt my alarm and liked to wake me up at 5am.

TV shows: Home improvement is sooo funny I watch it on abc1 along with Scrubs.

Fuzzy Animals: are great lol. Llama and Alpacas have the cutest noise but its possibly the worst thing ever to be spat at by them (I know). Goats are the most playful little devils. I think all animals are great.

Poop: Well I'm an animal keeper I see a lot and would rather not talk about it lol.

I think that covers everything.

Isn't squish a funny word.

i just hate those birds down by the yarrra near were i work, i never seee them but damnn they are anoying.

Birds hate my father. He was attacked by a goose, a duck, a toucan, and a parrot. All on separate occasions of course.
Now I am not sure if they were making any annoying bird noises at the time however.

i like birds that cant fly.

Me too, as I discovered when I threw my ex-girlfriend out of an aeroplane.

i like bread and butter
i like toast and jam :D

I love coffee, I love tea.
I love the java jive and it loves me!

I never realized how much I love talking baby talk.
With my old age and all those drugs when I was younger, this is something I really excel at!
My son is very lucky...til he hits Kindergarten that is:)

Someone mentioned Scrubs...This is a jewel of a show! I discovered it through re-runs and now watch the new shows on Thursday night.

I love your poem crabby.

Oh hey, hi! Yeah. Baby talk...I call the cats little snookum wookums. And of course poo nuts and hoochie poochie are a form of baby talk.

That "java jive" song is actually something that Manhattan Transfer did, I believe they took an instrumental piece by the Ink Spots and came up with bizarre coffee-obsessed lyrics, recorded themselves singing them, and married the two recordings together, or something like that. The result is a song that "sounds" old but has unusually weird "new" lyrics.

awwwwwwwww i love baby talk..

i don't speak to the mum but i do have this little ..precious girl (1yr old)
that gets picked up and bought to me .
Shes now in the mimicking stage.
Yesterday i was singing that streisand song..ppl..ppl who need ppl' and my
protege' was following behind me singing beeble..beeble beeble beeble..
so damn cute :o

I saw you sliding out the bar.
I saw you slipping out the back door, baby.
Don't even try and find a line this time, it's fine. Darling, you're still
divine.

You don't love me at all, but don't think that it bothers me at all.
You're a bad-hearted boy-trap, babydoll, but you're...
You're so damn hot.

So now you're headed to your car.
You say it's dinner with your sister, sweetie.
But darling look at how you're dressed. Your best suggests
another kind of guest.

You don't love me at all, but don't think that it bothers me at all.
You're a bad-hearted boy-trap, babydoll, but you're...
You're so damn hot.

So who's this other guy you've got?
Which other rubes are riding hot-shot, sugar?
I could have swore you said before, "No more, for sure." What'd I
believe you for?

You don't love me at all, but don't think that it bothers me at all.
You're a bad-hearted boy-trap, babydoll, but you're...
You're so damn hot.

I love fuzzy animals, but I hate fuzzy teeth. Ya know where it feels like they're wearing little sweaters? Regular soda does that to me every time. That's one of the reasons I prefer diet soda. Hate that fuzzy teeth thing. *runs off to go brush teeth*

To Mona! (This is going to be a weird song dedication thread for me now, for random reasons.....)

Sit back, matter of fact, teasing, toying, turning, chatting, charming, hissing, playing the crowd.
Play that song again, another couple Klonopin, a nod, a glance, a half-hearted bow.
Oh such grace, oh such beauty, and lipstick and callous and fishnets and malice.
Oh Darling, you're a million ways to be cruel.
I should, I wish I could, maybe if you were, I would, a list of standard-issue regrets.
One last 80 proof, slouching in the corner booth.
Baby, it's as good as it gets.
Oh such grace, oh such beauty. So precious, suspicious, and charming, and vicious.
Oh darling, you're a million ways to be cruel.

Aaaaawwwwww, thank you Posher. ;) :p

Anytime.... But... now I can't use that song for anyone else, and it was a GOOD one too, so... be happy.

awwww:)
















fuzzy teeth....CMU -LOL!!!
Too funny:)

Oh, you made my day Posh....waaaait a minute, what do you mean "But... now I can't use that song for anyone else"? Why you little.....
j/k :p

Lol, get OFFENDED why don't you.

Pretty tough to do my friend.

OOOOO, That sounds like a challenge:D

Oh go brush your teeth. :D

Do any of you like...........PIE?

mmmmmmm...French Silk pie........yumyumyumyumyumyum

Cherry Pie!

Apple Pie!

Vanilla Pie

Blueberyy Pie!

Chocolate Pie!

















.......POOTANG PIE!

More girlllss should post. Cause I have mooore songs. hehe

Yeah- my cheeto, cola, jelly bean coated teeth:D

...ew, that mental picture even made me shiver:eek: