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alkytrio666 08-12-2007 09:17 PM

There've been some funny ad headlines on this site, but this one takes the cake:
 
Like gay movies?
You might be gay. Take the quiz and find out!

www.gay-movie-quiz.com

Dante'sInferno 08-12-2007 09:21 PM

I saw one for a Penis Enlargement once.

alkytrio666 08-12-2007 09:33 PM

Yeah, there have been some really wild ones. This one was so funny, though, because they're trying to convince you you might have been wrong about your sexual preference in one line:

You might be gay. Take our quiz and find out!


What the hell is supposed to happen...
"Well I'll be damned...I am gay!"

neverending 08-12-2007 09:59 PM

I saw one the other night that was just gibberish- just random letters and numbers, and it linked to www.com - a non-existant website.

Somebody paid for that!

The Mothman 08-13-2007 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by alkytrio666 (Post 620349)
Like gay movies?
You might be gay. Take the quiz and find out!

www.gay-movie-quiz.com

gay movies?
i wonder which horror movies fall under the "gay" genre.
(link doesnt work.)

The Mothman 08-13-2007 07:09 AM

I thought the Midget Dating Service ad was pretty funny too.

Roderick Usher 08-13-2007 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mothman (Post 620372)
gay movies?
i wonder which horror movies fall under the "gay" genre.
(link doesnt work.)

now that's a fun list to compile. these are the ones that come to mind first.

Tremors - macho cowboys wrestling with giant worm/snakes that burrow through the mud

Interview with the Vampire - men in frock coats sucking each other

The Descent - six chicks entering (and getting lost within) a dark, wet opening in the earth

Frankenstein - a scientist builds the man of his dreams and then tries to destroy him when he won't submit

and of course

The Covenant

I'm sure more will follow...

crabapple 08-13-2007 07:25 AM

Yeah, but......Interview with the Vampire really is gay, though!

neverending 08-13-2007 08:09 AM

We can't forget Rocky Horror!

The_Return 08-14-2007 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 620392)
Frankenstein - a scientist builds the man of his dreams and then tries to destroy him when he won't submit

Bride has even more....

The Mothman 08-24-2007 01:41 PM

heres a good one i found.


Are you Sandra Bullock?

It's Scary Accurate To See What Celebrity You Are. Find Out Now!
CelebrityOrJoe.com

Doc Faustus 08-24-2007 01:44 PM

I hope I'm not Sandra Bullock, because that would mean I suck. I think I don't suck. But how can I be sure I'm not Sandra Bullock? Damn, this will haunt me for ages...

The Mothman 08-25-2007 07:37 AM

Scary Movies
Are They Too Much for You? Are You A Coward?
AreYouACoward.com

ferretchucker 08-25-2007 10:38 AM

i checked them out. on are ou a coward.com, they make you write everything about you i.e. where you live, phone number, then a page comes up showing a list of offers. it says answer yes or no to everyone of them, so you select all no's and a message comes up saying "Please select one of these great offers to continue!" Pretty much spam.com. It's ridiculous.

AmericanManiac 08-29-2007 05:30 AM

This is going to be a big picture but it is funny, I think Zero will love it!

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l1...iac/monkey.jpg

Disease 08-29-2007 05:37 AM

You know I never pay attention to the ads, I might start though.

alkytrio666 08-29-2007 06:59 AM

Ha! AmericanManiac! Excellent.

Zero 08-29-2007 05:37 PM

at first it stings, then it hurts like hell - - - but then it is strangeli liberating

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Originally Posted by AmericanManiac (Post 623841)



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