Anyone here good with practical jokes?
 

Ok you guys might need some back ground. Or the background may be irrelevant. I dunno. Last night my friend & her boyfriend took me to a well strip club. My friend said something to the stripper, then the stripper took my hand & I was on stage. Then it happened again later. I can't dance & ended up being well topless. I told them I will get them back. I wasn't drunk enough for that. So any ideas what kind of practical joke I may be able to get them back with?

well if you want to go with the stripper theme you could always wait till they have family over, like for dinner, and you know they are gonna be there, and have one show up and strip for them.

Give them pot brownies with laxitives in them.

Hehehehehe.

Here's one I got a freind of mine with a few week's ago.

First get a 2 liter of coke and some mentos.Tie a string around the mentos.Put in right near the top of the bottle of coke then put the lid on it.Cut the string off at the bottom of the lid til you can't see the string but the mentos is still there.Then just leave it sitting there and wait for one of them to open it and then prepare to laugh your head off.

I don't get it, the mentos is in the bottle?

Do you take them out of the pack?

Is the string like just under the lid comeind down the side of the top of the bottle?

What the hell happens?

Wouldn't they see the mentos in the bottle?

The bottle erupts like a lil' geyser when the Mentos goes inside the sody pop.

Hire a male stripper to jerk off into some of their food when they aren't suspecting! hehehehe.....

Now why the hell would I hire (pay money) for a male stripper to jack off, when any guy would do it for free. You really don't belong here. You should go to http://www.panterachat.com/phpBB/
Muahaha


And everyone else, thanks for the suggestions. The coke one won't work though, since they don't like coke.

I'm sure you're very familiar with male strippers, and their baby batter. hehehehe...

well, it works with pepsi too, and the diet versions of those, any cola really. Also have you tried the good ol' selephane over the toilet bowl? See what you do is stretch it across the bowl at night(so when they first wake up in the morning they are waking up and definatly won't notice it.) make sure its under the seat. that way if the girl sits down she gets her butt sprayed with piss, or her poop will still be there, and if its the guy, the velocity of the urine is sure to make it spalsh back at him too, plus, for a guy, when you start pissing you can't stop(not sure about chicks, seeing as im not one). so then he either keeps pissing there or finds somewhere else to piss. its a win-win situation. also this is a classic

Guy's can't stop in mid pee? Hmmm girls can. We can also stand up & pee, without making a mess. (but it takes practice)

Well for the better part, no once we start we have to finish


also, I know about the standing up and peeing thing, i've seen it done. We used to pick on this girl(playfully, she was the only chick that would hang out with the guys, like a guy) so we had this running gag that only people who could pee standing up could join in, and one day she litereally dropped her pants infront of us (I was like :eek: cause you'd never expect her to do that) and pissed standing up, so obviously the next running gag was how much of a slut she was.

I might do that if I was drunk enough. So how'd the next running gag go?

Well, seeing as shes slept with almost everybody in the gag since then.....

Maybe we should start calling her "The chick who buys the beer."

hahaha well ok then

hmmm... well i just remembered a prank me and my buddies used to do, its called a chinese firedrill, you find a bathroom that has 3 stalls, and you and a freind occupy the 2 outside stalls, basicly leave the middle one open. You wait for somebody to go to the stall, and wait for them to sit down, when you know, or at least think that they are pooping you light a paper bag on fire, and scream FIRE, then a couple seconds later, as the guy is stomping it out, your buddy dumps the biggest bucket of water he can on the guy. Then you both run out of the bathroom before the guy can do anything, it helps if you both unlock the doors right after the guy locks his. that way you can just run outa there.

That's all fine & dandy, but 1 I'm a girl, so me & the ppl that occupy the female bathrooms, always sit. 2. I'm looking for something I can do solo, to a girl friend & a guy friend.

hmmmm.... get them both at the same time..... oh i got it, poke holes in all their condoms and replace her birth control with candy. That should work out great.

Dude that's just fucking mean. They already have 3 kids & her tubes are tied anyway.

it was just a joke..... no reason to bite my head off

Hey believe me if I bite your head off, you'll know. That was nothing. Is it cuz I said "fucking" in there? Ya know that word is just a vocabulary enhancer right? This time it was an adjective. But anyway, you'll know if I bite your head off.

Ok i'll remember that.

now, i've got a question, does it look to you like im some guy who was here before coming back under a different name, or that im Asar's other name he's using just to post back to Asar? Cause I just got accused of being both.

OK I think you are a genuine newbie. Not everyone that's come here before is the same annoying people as before. (I don't think I worded that right, but ya know) And I don't think you are Asar or anything. Asar is too dumb to do anything like that. I bet that he is a genuine newbie too. But he won't last long. And I'm trying to get him to go to this other place, where he also will not last long. But it would be more fun to watch. To answer, no I just think you are Psycom

Thank you, christ it feels good that somebody isn't doubting me.

You're welcome, but you can call me dew in stead of christ. :p

lol k Dew, I wonder what your favorite drink is lol.

oh man i just remembered an awesome prank, i forgot the name but I used to do it to people when i was living in dorms. what you do is take a trashcan, with or without trash is fine, and fill it about three quarters of the way with water, and then lean it against the door, so that its being kept up by the door, then knock on said door and run to a hiding place to watch the fun

Well you're just full of pranks. That one won't do either. I need to include 2 ppl. & that prank sounds more like on 1 person.

you could always steal one of each pair of their shoes, and i mean all their shoes, and only take either the left or the right, meaning in whole, like she would have all left shoes and he would have all left shoes, that way they can't mix and match.

I'd say tape syran wrap to some of the doors in their house but.. they have kids so that'll prove difficult.

Get a little clean vinyl tubing and next time you're over at one of their places run the tubing from their toilet tank fill tube out and up, pointing just over the back of the toilet. When they flush the toilet instead of the fill tube filling the tank it shoots water all over them. Funny stuff.

shes looking to get both of them at the same time, also you can't guarantee that it won't be one of the kids. the shoes idea of mine is prolly the best so far.

Being a undertaker we used to do this little joke to the new worker. One of the oldtimers ie me would lye on the slab in the fridge with a tag on my wrist. Then my co worker would get the new boy down to check the new body thats arrived , and ........oh you've guessed it. HaHaHa It was very funny seeing there faces HaHaHa :D :D (Sometimes i would be in a coffin.)

Anyway.......

Yeah, because they'll never use different bathrooms. Anyway, while I'm sure your idea is fantastic I was replying to the person who made the thread based on what she wrote. I didn't stop by your posts and read them because frankly I wasn't interested. Nothing personal, I'm sure your brilliance wasn't lost on everybody, I just chose to pass on it.

jeeze, make me feel special and all why don't ya? but if you didn't read any of my awesome pranks thats your fault.

Ok people. Thanks for all the ideas, but I think I'm poing to pass on the whole getting them back thing. After all, they are the ones who took me out every weekend & bought all my drinks.

Well here was one but probley only would work on one of them. Just put a rubber band around the sprayer on the sink. So when they turn on the water it will auto spray all over them :D You have to get even!!!

Yea I do hafta. Sounds more fun than just letting it go. I may just use that suggestion.

Do the shoes thing, you can get both of them that way!