Cash fast.
 

I'm out of money. I'm in a craze of buying dvds. I need money now. Suggestions?

Other than selling sex, drugs, or getting a job. Asking parents doesn't work either.

No job? Well, then it's obvious you need to either sell some of your stuff or steal. Not many other options and I don't think blood or sperm is worth as much as it used to be.

You could become a hitman.

That's the best idea EVER. However. it's a job *snore*

Do you have any talents

I can stand on my head. I can bitch about nothign for hours.

...I can stand on my head and bitch about nothing at the same time.

Make some MP3 tracks as a solo project, and sell them. It's not a LOT of money, but I've gotten enough to buy several DVD's.

If I was making more, I'd get enough to actually make a new album.

With what musical talent? haha Trumpet?!? fuck no.

Good luck with that Posh. You have a bright future ahead of you.;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...head_stand.jpg

I wouldn't be caught dead in those clothes you twat!:D

Blood and sperm my friend, blood and sperm.

As a general rule I'd say if you'd already spent all your cash on a "dvd craze", that might come under "living beyond your means", to go further down the path is inadvisable.
It's nice having a job...

Find valuable shit lying around your house and sell it on the internet.

make a website where you bitch about random shit that pisses you off, while standing on your head, and get a bunch of adds on that website.

Buy a life insurance policy with yourself as the beneficiary, then kill yourself.

Or you guys could pay me 100$ every thousandth post

Try robbing a bank.

Its actually easier than it sounds.;)

Hmm, do you want a job.... :cool:

Let's all go rob a bank. That'd be a riot.

Already got one...and it pays like a king.:cool:


(dont worry, it aint robbing banks either)

It's a pity you ruled out prostitution right off the bat.

Sorry to disappoint.

haha :D

umm let's see, real answers...



Medical studies are all I can think of, sorry posh. :(

But just think. This could be you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...rl/trumpet.gif

...

I agree with MurderDoll. Sell yourself to Science.

Do you really need 2 kidneys?

Remember that thread I made about paying people to cut off parts of their fingers etc.

I'm still paying for that. ;)


oh and this still

http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26230

I have more money now though, so triple those prices.

I'll do just about any thing for money.

Oh! If there is a dental university near you and you have a certain type of cavity they may pay you.
I was just checked and I didn't have what they wanted, but they would have given me $100 for having them fix it for free.
And Georgia has the main Chiropractic College in the USA they might be able to help and there is no pain after only relief.
Or online poker but i think you need to be 21 Slingo! slingo!

How much if I staple a playing card to my arm?

Zazzle.com

Make horror related shirts and sell them. :D

I would do that too though, so nothing. :p

I just want to be able to look at a finger in a case and be like "I'm 100% responsible for that"

I forget how much I was paying but I think it was 2000$ or something

So...any finger?
I'd probably be prepared to cleaver off my little finger for 2k...but, we're talking actual DOLLARS right?
Is re-attachment optional?

I think the point is she gets to keep it....

Or I could pay you 10 dollars to blow me. :cool:

Murderdoll, you will be happy to know that a freshman in my school accidentally chopped his ring finger off yesterday. Wish you were here! It was fun watching him run down the hall with the admins and a bunch of kids follow him like buzzards

Posh-
What's the aversion to actually getting a job? You'd be surprised how nice it is to actually have money to do things.

I don't hate my job, and I make good money but I'd rather be doing nothing and getting payed. :cool:

Busk with some strange talent you have, sell things at a car boot sale or dress in tatty clothes, sit with a dog on a blanket at a train station with a hat on the floor.

Ditto that, Dolly ;)

I'll probably get one soon. This was more of an "I need cash this instant" thing