The Wacky Tournament of Tournaments
 

We have had umpteen movie tournaments, and plenty of character tournaments. It was getting to a point where members had enough of tournaments.

Yet The Modern 90s scored nicely. But to bring on a fresh, novel approach to tournaments, here is one which will make choosing (or voting) fun all over again.

Presenting - The Wacky Tournament of Tournaments.



Why wacky?

You will see.


First match will be up in a few...

....is there no end to your awesomeness V?

OMG.... I'm all agog with anticipation!

Match 1


Which is worse...


Marrying Paris Hilton

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/g...stlg-paris.jpg




OR




Winning an Online contest to be a star in a Paris "video"

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ghtinParis.jpg

marrying paris hilton, to much can be sickening.

Definitely marrying her- at least after the video is done you get to leave.

2-0, looks like the video stint isn't that bad after all.

You could marry her and then divorce, gain some money. I think the video would be worse because everyone will see it and thats shameful.

That's not the only thing you will be gaining, apart from a few hundred diseases.

2-1

Umm- she voted for the video.

yes i did. Sorry if I wasn't clear enough.

Oops...yes she did.

2-1

marrying Paris

Marrying fer sure...I saw the video....the girl CAN perform:D

haha

marrying her.

Marrying Paris wins 5-1, as the worser of the two.

What's next I wonder...hmm...

http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31805

I feel this deserves a nod.

And marrying her. Ug. One day of "do you love it?" and I'd crack!

Match 2


You love em or hate em...but your ultimate choice will be...


Salad Dressing (crunchy, with or without mustard)

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o...1/100_0028.jpg




OR




Pepperoni (only a few hundred of em...tingy and crunchy mmm)

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1.../Pepperoni.jpg

Are we voting what we like BETTER this time?


If so- Pepperoni.

Yup .

Pepperoni, I often have my salads dressing free.

Pepperoni for sure.

I love pepperoni!

the h-e-b pepperoni

5-0, Pepperoni wins by a package.

Let's see what else is in...

Match 3


Often you will find pulling your hair out at one of these...which one?


A soap opera

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r...aige/19_lg.jpg




OR




A Presidential debate

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...008debate1.jpg

any political thing bored me to tears but then so do soaps.

I pick the debate.

debate................

A soap opera, they're easier to believe.

Uhhh the only soap operas I watch have big sweaty men, throwing themselves around a ring..... and sometimes hot girls in a bra and panties match.... god I love those.... uhhhh

The debate gets my vote

soap operas

Well you do have ovaries :)

3-2, debate leads.

Which is surprising since both of them are rather similar...although different.

Get my drift?

Debate....

1 more for the debate and the debate ends.

Or wins.

Well...either/or.

Da Bait....

5-2, debate wins by virtue of its loyal viewers.

Hmm...whats the concoction in the pot next...

Match 4


Ever wondered what would happen if a casting call REALLY sucked?

Check this out...


The very-annoying Mike Myers as...

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...lade/myers.jpg




OR




"Luke...I am your mother!"

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/f...Lady-Vader.jpg




Pretty interesting, eh?

Are we to vote for wich we think would be best or worst?

The worst casting would be mike.