Would You Survive In A Horror Movie?
 

Well would you?

Considering most horror movies, the kids that die usually have sex, they're the funniest etc etc.

So judging by your personality, would you survive? And tell us why.

Me, no way in hell.

I'm your typical horny, stoner, drunk teenager. I'm always cracking jokes, and sooner or later, it would probably catch up to me.

it die in the first 2 scenes

Yea, I would either be the one who actually knows what to do or the killer.

lol, if I were the killer, it would be a very short movie.

well i know i'd b first to go. had this as a joke in the car the other nite w/ my friends while out driving around and confirmed only one of us would live cuz 2 of us were not virgins and usually the girls w/ the big boobs die to ( don't mean to start anything buy saying that but if you wathc the movies they usually have a chest and get killed) so that ruled out another and all was left was the good lil virgin boy sitting next to me in the back so we all decided were all dead except for him. another reason i would die is well i would have no chance in hell be dead in the first 5 minutes if i am lucky mayb 1st half hour. knowing my luck the person in the car that we said would survive would also most likley be the one thats the killer

I would either live or go crazy myself.

I think i would live. I'm one of those tenacious assholes that never gives up, and im a know it all. I am also the non-sexually frustrated nerd type.

"Hot blonde wants to go down on me in the woods where those teens were killed last year? hmmmmmm........


I think i'll jerk off. Bye blonde!"

Unless it was a situation like noah in the ring...... Or Clemens in Alien three. Then I'm fucked. Heapin' Helpin of alien chum, right here. I've had dreams that the aliens were stalking me in everything from sci-fi worlds to everyday settings. I swear its gonna get me someday.

I guess that is how freddy would get me.

Id be toast, i do too many drugs:rolleyes: and im MALE. males never make it out. I dont have to worry about the sex thing tho;)

My protege'...Good girl:)

I know I'd live, because I'm not the typical dumbass depicted in most horror movies.

"Oh no! I heard a sound outside, we better go check it out!"

Psh, fuck that. I'm gettin in my car, driving to a bomb shelter, and hiding in the corner with my 10 gauge.

And.. I'm really not any of the things anyone has mentioned thus far.

Id be the killer.Its always the quiet ones...

That is really fucking funny!!! I was a big drinker and I have had my share of fun with the guys but I know better than to run up stairs where you can't get away. and i'm not going to stop and see if they are still behind me, or trip or hide under the bed. I could go on and on. So i would live mostly because all theys years of watching horror movies has taught me a thing or to. :D :D :D

Yeah, I'm not the typical stupid horror character in peril either. But none the less I'd die either way, just because I have the quadrupel threat.

I'm Teddy in F13 part 2, minus the drugs and the idiocy

i would know what NOT to do but i am sure i would still get killed

taking into consideration that i am far from the typical teenager....i would survive, even though i do drugs....have sex, etc.. im not a dumbass, i also have good survival skills (time spent at bootcamp lol) and i know how to fight. plus i dont care wether i live or die, but i know i wouldnt go down without a fight and i rarely give up on anything.......so ya id sruvive.....id most likely survive all the sequals also...

i'd probably die because i'm always cracking jokes about something and act like a butt whole. but i'd die in the latter part of the movie.

and i'm also a guy so theres another problem.

I'd be the weird lady that knows what's going on, and they almost always die. However, to my credit, I have a few tricks up my sleeve. I may be able to pull off survival.

I like the idea of getting into the car and driving to a bomb shelter and waiting it out with a 10 gauge. However, I would also include a lot of salt, water, candles, and incense. It's just me.

well aside from the fact that im a dude and we almost always die (Hartnett is still showing a pulse in the Halloween franchise, but that's not typical.) im gonna have to say that i would wind up being the nice guy who makes it all the way to the end of the movie and then gets killed towards the end of the movie, only to be shown up a few scenes later when a female kicks the shit out of, and then kills, the villain that just killed me.

Well, I'm no Rambo but I'm pretty capable of taking care of myself HOWEVER as soon as I notice people getting killed I would make sure that I NEVER seperate from the others, and I would seek out the most well known popular person (the star is never killed right?) and lastly IF I actually found myself in a position where I knocked down or shot the killer I would not just walk away assuming he is dead, I would keep going at him until there was nothing left to come back after me!!!!!

Me - i'd probably make it all the way through with a few cuts n bruises but inevitably i'd be the munchkin who dies surprisingly at the end!! The bit where the killer amazingly resurects him/herself and makes 1 last kill!

The other half - damn him he'd probably make it through - in fact i'd probably end up dying in his arms after trying to save hime from the axe/knife/bullet whatever!!

(mental note - remember in horror movie situations never try to save the other half!!)

JH's other half

i guess no one of us can realy know this, if the killer was human and managed to sneak up on me then no.
if he charged me head on i stand a pretty good chance, none of us are immortal.

to the guys in the board: Here's an easy tip to not dying in horror movies; become a rap star

I would be like the Glimmer Man, very spiritual, very lethal.

45 ACP Springfield Armory- 230 gr Hydroshoks

AR15 Armalite-.223 full metal jacket

Mossberg alleysweeper-12 guage 00 Buck

Kenpo fighting style

You know what they say when all magic fails rely on a strong arm and 3 feet of steel.

i'd prolly be the one person who know actually how to kill the thing cause i'm pretty smart and know my mythological creatures.....but i would prolly get wasted atleast half way through the movie because i do like to joke around alot

slasher movie - i donno i might live because of the virginity issue, but i also got the drinking/smoking/asshole/funny thing going on...i donno, even the abstinent die sometimes! DEAD

Zombie movie - i just got done reading the zombie survival guide and onestly dident learn that much i dident already know. id be in my element in one of these movies and think i could take it. if ya wanna picture what it may be like think of a more caucious Trash (guy in all leather) from Return of the Living Dead. Also, if i was with my friends and i got bit, i think i could do myself in. ID LIVE

If I'm not the killer myself, I'll be the one trying to kill the killer to be the killer, not the hero! Kill the hero!

i would survive the beginning part of the movie, because i usually wouldnt do stupid things...but id get killed in the middle, because id probably get seperated from the group and try to go my own way, and get caught by the monster/psycho.

i might im 12 i dont 12 is over the limit for kids in a horror movie

but im always making jokes so if 12 is over the limit no i would get slaughtered

That would be the death of me too. I have a way of getting lost... I get lost even in my own neighborhood!.. I never had a good sense of direction!!!:D

it also depends on where the movie was made and when it was made. USA 70's, maybe. Sometimes the jokester survived. USA Now, absolutely. Everybody's SOOOOOO witty, and the main character and her 5 best pals always survive. Italy, I'm fucked and so is everybody I've ever met.

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lol so true :p.

Well, considering I am 6'2" 250lbs I would definitely die. I would be that badass dude, like the boxer on Jason takes Manhattan, who got his head knocked off with one punch.

OMG SPOILERZ BAN PLZ!!!!!!!1!1

If you haven't see that movie yet you need to step off the board and culturize yourself.
That movie has been out friggin 15 years.

Well
 

I'm pretty sure he was kidding. But since I'm new here, you could be to, so fuck it.

Yeah I'd definitely die. I'd be like the drunk in Cabin Fever. Shoplifting snickers, then the rednecks would get me back in their own redneck way. Or i'd be tied to a pole and fed to pirahnas. But then I wouldn't be in the film :(

Josh

Hey Sam the Splooge. If you don't want a spoiler ask. Ever heard of that? Instead of an "OMG" how about a "Hey Keyser please refrain from using spoilers, or please let us know ahead of time."

Good job JERKOFF. I hope you don't offend someone who cares.

I would survive because I can take care of myself. But, I would really just love to be in a horror movie either way:)

Dude, do you have ANY way of knowing that people are kidding? I mean, if someone says "Psst, I'm kidding" after everything then it'll just sound stupid. Oh, and Sam the Splooge, OMG THATS HILARIOUS!!!!(psst, I'm kidding)


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Re: Would You Survive In A Horror Movie?
 

I..dunno. Hmm, as far as jokes go, I could die. Overall I could survive in a horror movie.


Probably cause I'd be the killer. :p lol