ME vs HOLLYWOOD
 

How about instead of Hollywood ruining everyone like Jason and Michael meyers and all of the other killers from the old 80's slasher films, They make a movie about me kicking Hollywood's ass for ruining movies. Would anyone see it? At the end off the movie it could show me making movies 80's style!

nope, nobody's seeing it

sigh....



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Oh well I guess. Nope not a spammer, I maw be a newbie but trust me your all clueless if your watching shitty gorror movies and your actually waiting for the dawn of the dead remake... So you can't really call me clueless....I never really posted false information... Just telling the truth.. I did post something uninteresting and I'll do it again... Go look for a subject called ant ant...It explains why I may sound mean in this forum....I'll be your love slave...Sorry everyone for posting useless shit! oh and dress up barbie isnt working...sorry

Why have you seen the movie already? Do you know it's not good?

Alright then, shut the fuck up.

False Info=They didn't ruin Jason, I still like Jason. Same with Myers.

And if me watching shitty horror movies is true, then I guess you consider shit like Resident Evil a great horror movie.:rolleyes:

Actually resident evil was a big pice of shit. I still like jason too. But I don't like Jason in Freddy vs jason. When you see the dawn of the dead remake you will know what I am talking about. It's just going to have a lot of that cgh matrix garbage...You'll see...Why are they remaking it anyway??? To try to make money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmmm

yeah, damn them for wanting money! :rolleyes:

Why'd they make the original anyway??? To try to make money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmmm

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It's not that them wanting is bad or anything but they are pretty much destroying movies to get it.... They will do anything they can to get money even if they have to make movies like Jason x and halloween resurrection! It's just sad

No actually they made the original because back in they day people actually used to like making the movies that they had wrote..it isnt like that anymore...well it is sometimes

I dunno, I still like Dawn of the Dead. It's not like I threw away my DVD of it when I heard they were remaking it. If I don't like the remake I won't buy it, I'll just watch the original, still perfectly good, version.

Yea you can always do that but think of people who will only know the new one.

who cares if they only know the new one? Even if they wouldn't remake DOTD, they wouldn't know of it. And you haven't even seen the movie.

I know I havent seen the movie but you will lol so don't feel sorry for me.... Oh and your just being fooled again .... you keep lying to yourself saying ooohhh a good remake haha

I'm not saying it's a good remake, because I haven't seen the movie either. I feel sorry for you because you're just another "oh, I hate hollywood!" idiot.

that is quite possibly the funniest thing on an online forum Evisceration. kudos

Nah I'm not totaly against it I just hate what they are doing to horror

what who is doing to horror? "Hollywood"? "Hollywood" isn't doing anything, some people IN Hollywood are. Generalizations are a friend to noone.

Thats pretty true...But hollywood isnt doing shit about it.

Because Hollywood is making money. The good movies are still getting made, and the ones that make money are obviously getting made. The bad ones don't make the good ones any worse, I fail to see the problem.

okay put it this way....

Sleepaway camp or Cabing fever????

haven't seen either

Oh well then let me see...umm

Friday the 13th or jason x?

Cabin Fever is much better than sleepaway camp. I have both on dvd and have watched them numerous times. Cabin Fever is probably one of the best horror movies ever made. I am going to say cabin fever a few more times. Cabin Fever...Cabin Fever


Cabin Fever

LOL well we all have our own opinions.......

you can't compare the original F13 and JX. JX is satire, not unlike Bride of Chucky. It's not made to be a serious part of the series.

Actually I think whoever made it was serious about it or else they wouldnt have made it right??

Old planet of the apes or the remake??

(I don't like planet of the apes but it's a good example)

Gremlins 2 wasn't a serious sequal and they still made it.

New Nightmare wasn't supposed to be released, but they still did.

And Hollywood is a city, what can a city do to a movie?

you know what I mean...Hollywood executives and shit

and I never asked about gremlins or a new nightmare (i hate freddy he bores me) I asked about planet of the apes lol

Old one or remake?

If they remade a nightmare on elm street would you be happy?? If they remade friday the 13th would you be happy???

I wouldn't care. And there's not much point in remaking a movie when they still make sequals that may as well be the same movie.


Jason X was satire. Note the virtual Crystal Lake scene. It was more obvious in that scene, but the movie is satire. It's subtle but it's there.

Sometimes sequels are cool though. Return to sleepaway camp is going to be good. I know that because I know sleepaway jeff. But you have your opinion on movies and I have my opinion. Why are we even arguing again??

you're making generalizations and forming opinions on something you haven't seen

I wouldn't be happy if they remade it, but I would still go and see it. Besides, Craven wouldn't let them anyway.:rolleyes:

and I haven't seen either Planet Of The Apes, not my type of movie.

Oh yea but I have seen other remakes and each and everyone of them have been a let down. I am getting pretty bored with this though..Start a new thread so I'll have something to argue about...I have seen the preview to the movie and it look's like it's going to be just another remake...nothing special....Thats my opinion... Bye :)

Why wouldnt craven allow it?? Because even he isnt that fucking stupid.

Because he doesn't want what he started to get ruined. He said it was a horrible idea in the first place that there were sequels. That's why he didn't want to release New Nightmare at first. He wanted only one movie...not 7.

Well how would it be ruined if almost everyone in here praises remakes and shit

Give me 5 quotes where someone has praised a remake.

Remakes suck