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avenged_soul 02-09-2004 03:29 PM

v-day is coming up....wats ur romantic gift? *horror of course*
 
i would want ann oz of my loves blood! in a little vial. how sweet....nothing says love like B-L-OO-D!!!!

Wicked Lady 02-09-2004 04:09 PM

my heart...blood dripping, pulse fading, then i slowly drop to his feet...

avenged_soul 02-09-2004 04:13 PM

ooooo good! i like it but then you cant enjoy his presence. although it could be like a gothic romeo and juliet thing!

PsychoticPanda 02-09-2004 04:26 PM

A face. A severed human face.

......

Just kidding!

Or..

am...

I? :confused:

swiftdeath 02-09-2004 04:40 PM

Romantic gift? Hahaha, I don't intend to give anyone a gift. V-day, just a waste of my time.

Rotting Eye 02-09-2004 04:57 PM

V-Day means Vagina Day!!! Since it's horror, it'll be that time of the month, and it'll be hairy and stinky.

That's what I want.

Sam The Egg 02-09-2004 04:58 PM

a big plastic dick

Rotting Eye 02-09-2004 05:00 PM

I'll give you a mold of my dick.

They make those you know.

crazy clown 02-09-2004 05:01 PM

i'll give her a tie.

Sam The Egg 02-09-2004 05:01 PM

I said big plastic dick, not loose plastic vagina

Rotting Eye 02-09-2004 05:02 PM

Only my butthole is loose. You should know that by now.

Sam The Egg 02-09-2004 05:03 PM

yeah, I've been noticing that lately

bloodygurl02 02-09-2004 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by swiftdeath
Romantic gift? Hahaha, I don't intend to give anyone a gift. V-day, just a waste of my time.
i agree i stoped caring about vday a few yrs back. long story don't wanna get in to it:(

MythMan84 02-09-2004 06:12 PM

O tell us blood :) (i'm really bored)

bloodygurl02 02-09-2004 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MythMan84
O tell us blood :) (i'm really bored)
i rather not go into here. sorry:( its too upsetting

MythMan84 02-09-2004 06:24 PM

ok anyone got any REAL ideas for me i need one for my gf

Sam The Egg 02-09-2004 06:25 PM

Cunilingus

bloodygurl02 02-09-2004 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MythMan84
ok anyone got any REAL ideas for me i need one for my gf
take her out, buy her flowers anything just make sure she knows that u care about her. i am sure she would like that.

Sam The Egg 02-09-2004 06:29 PM

buy her a tattoo on her face of your penis

MythMan84 02-09-2004 06:34 PM

good idea blodd, but i'm kinda leanin towards the penis one (too bad it would cover her whole body it's so huge)

Sam The Egg 02-09-2004 06:36 PM

but get a sexy female tattoo artist

bloodygurl02 02-09-2004 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MythMan84
good idea blodd, but i'm kinda leanin towards the penis one (too bad it would cover her whole body it's so huge)
lol. well u could get her a puppy or stuffed animal or something :D. i already am looking forward to a another lame v-day. :(

Evisceration 02-09-2004 06:41 PM

You're all making me depressed.

:(

Not more than I already have been...but...

*goes into his crawl space*

bloodygurl02 02-09-2004 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evisceration
You're all making me depressed.

:(

Not more than I already have been...but...

*goes into his crawl space*

i take it your not looking forward to v-day either.

sorry for making you feel depressed

Sam The Egg 02-09-2004 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MythMan84
ok anyone got any REAL ideas for me i need one for my gf
http://nawtythings.com/a_graphics/edibles/e6.jpg

MythMan84 02-09-2004 06:45 PM

SAm your pretty disturbed,........but what flavors do they come in

GorePhobia 02-09-2004 06:45 PM

here is your pastic penis sam
http://www.stud.hio.no/~s115452/dildo.jpg

Sam The Egg 02-09-2004 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MythMan84
SAm your pretty disturbed,........but what flavors do they come in
Does it matter?

Evisceration 02-09-2004 06:49 PM

Crotchless panties suck.

They leave nothing to the imagination.

Sam The Egg 02-09-2004 06:51 PM

fuck imagination, I want pussy

Rotting Eye 02-09-2004 06:57 PM

Vagina in my face!
Sweet.

As for Mythman.. Just tell her it's time to get checked out, and pull one of these.

fluffho 02-09-2004 10:44 PM

the shits

(im going to hometown buffet)

coldwhisper 02-09-2004 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Cunilingus
Yeah, she'll like that!!!

kpropain 02-10-2004 05:05 AM

Someone's head on a plate. Alright who's offering their head, c'mon gotta be someone? :D http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/210.gif http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoti...evil/teu28.gif

avenged_soul 02-10-2004 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MythMan84
ok anyone got any REAL ideas for me i need one for my gf
tell her you love her! and if u dont the buy her roses and candy and call it a day! or dinner and watching the stars!

hellfire1 02-10-2004 10:41 AM

no romantic gift... just the fact that the guy remembers it's valentine's day is enough for me

fluffho 02-10-2004 11:11 AM

all i can say, not to be offensive myth

but your 12.

theres only so many things 2 12 year olds can do

.... why not go ice skating... have ur mama drop u 2 off and go in circles? thats what i used to do back then

Rotting Eye 02-10-2004 11:47 AM

Dude you're only 12, but I do have a solution!

Just kick back at home and watch each other's pubies grow. Screw goin out.

hellfire1 02-10-2004 11:48 AM

lmao !!! how entertaining !

Sam The Egg 02-10-2004 12:41 PM

then shave them off


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