Will someone do the F@#king dishes!
 

I'm living with 4 chicks includeing my girlfriend and there isn't a clean saucepan in the flat... My girlfriend is off on a holiday with family, she would generaly give in and do other peoples dishes, but not me...

3 girls in the flat right now and the kitchen is filthy, none of those dishes are mine by the way. I thought us guys were suposed to be the slobs...

I just want to cook some rice to go with my leftover eggplant curry... :mad:

I'll be right there

just wash the damn dishes.

Screw that, there isn't even any detergent... and I bought the last damn bottle!

Order take-out.

Though next time you buy detergent, you should hide it in your room for times like these when you want to cook. :p

Start leaving your dirty underwear on the couches....a few socks here and there.....go the "Full Oscar Madison".

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I aint doing no damn dishes! AHHH! Damn no one is even home to do them, so my dreams of that happening are dashed... Looks like it's pizza again. The kiwi chick I live with, even when she does do dishes she leaves food all over them, she must just rinse them then put them in the rack.. NEWS FLASH! We don't have a dishwasher....


Errr, errrrrr....

use shampoo to wash them, then hide all the dishes in your room.

If you're that upset about it...suck it up and do 'em yourself. Either get yourself some detergent and take a couple minutes out of your day, or just get some take out and get over it.

Damn complainer ;):D

Point is, Chicks are pigs.... I have proof... just look at my kitchen. :eek:

Just wash your own portion, and don't allow them to use anything that's yours, or that you've washed. Sooner or later reality will hit - unfortunately your chick giving in over the past has probably been seen as "enabling" and they've got used to it.

In my experience, females are generally more messy.
A lot of chicks are sluts, unfortunately.

most landlords would rather rent to men than women because in general - women are messier.

the type of guys who are slobs still live at home with their momies cleaning up after them .. then they go straight to marriage with some sucker who will take the place of mom. i dont think too many of them survive on their own.

my wife is one of the messiest people i know - it drives me fucking crazy.

And that answers the question....does urgeok's wife visit these forums :D

You think your place is bad:

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i dont see any bugs, so its not too bad.

make like a horror flick and impale, impale, impale?

Poison the food, and then get a maid when they all die off.

Be my roommate.

I bought some dtergent and left it in the middle of the table.... When I got back from work at least there was a few clean pots....

Kill them. Kill them ALL!!

That's an old one.

This thread is really funny!

LOL! Wut?!

Cheebs you gotta some explainin' ta do!

This situation sounds like the perfect setup for an erotic thriller. Except take out the thriller part. Then change the word "erotic" to "porn." This situation sounds like the perfect setup for porn.

I'll put on an old house dress and apron and be right over.

Yeah, I just found it yesterday.

You know, I totally forgot about even posting this...fun going through old subscriptions.
I can't even remember this thread in all honesty.
Though having a look I can see what I meant here.
The oldskool definition of slut.
Meant like, slovenly woman/untidy housekeeper or some such.