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Trail_Blazer 07-21-2009 11:33 AM

Greetings
 
It is I - The blazer of trails, who makes women wail, the Judas with nails, who can't seem to fail and always prevails - The one, the only: Trail_Blazer.


How's it goin' fellow horror whores?

VampiricClown 07-21-2009 12:00 PM

Welcome to hell....

Trail_Blazer 07-21-2009 12:07 PM

I'm already there! Nice.

Thank you Clown of Vampires!

newb 07-21-2009 12:30 PM

Welcome...I am the wb of ne.....who makes woman squeal....and bananas peel.

Trail_Blazer 07-21-2009 12:33 PM

Good times sir!

That man there's the newb, I assume he likes some boobs and probably doesn't need any lube while being serviced and watching the tube!

newb 07-21-2009 02:47 PM

Very right you are my friend, there's no end, and I don't pretend , to be the best,and I do not jest, about my quest, for the female breast, and did you hear, that I'm fond of beer, well stay right here, and be schooled this year, cause newb has no fear, in my underwear.........word.

VampiricClown 07-21-2009 03:51 PM

You people's rhyming,
is not so slick.
Around these parts,
I shall not stick.

To do my bidding,
I go away.
Won't read this thread,
another day.

Trail_Blazer 07-21-2009 04:14 PM

Yikes.

Well see ya around clown, didn't mean ta bring ya down and make ya frown - But I'm the king with the flashy bling, there aint nobody better than me ya see - When you try to battle, you're going to lose, it's not a choice, you can't choose!

VampiricClown 07-21-2009 04:32 PM

........................

Trail_Blazer 07-21-2009 05:02 PM

Oh we've got a hypocrite up in here, actin' all high and mighty, like I'm not supposed to take him lightly! But fuck that, I ain't down with the clown when he come messing around in my thread, because what he said - he needs a doctor to check his head, cuz if he don't I'll make him see red - So he can recognize who the real G is up in here - I make bitches shake with fear, all the while Newb's drinking his beer and see's that it's clear just who I am and what I'm about - I don't need ta shout, cuz I'm bringin' the pain in this insane game, makin' haters look lame and embarrassed with shame - You better step off, cuz I'm goin' get ya sucker, you better remember I'm the real deal rhyming motherfucker!

newb 07-21-2009 05:25 PM

haha..very nice, and Marley's Ghost better think twice, bout coming back here, he better fear, the trails blazed far and near, we got poets galore,ain't no bore, we're bringing some more, rapping and snapping with the bling, it's just our thing, we like to sing and shwing, I ain't lying, so you better be buying, our shit, it's gonna be a hit, don't have a fit, cause I is to legit to quit..........word




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X¤MurderDoll¤X 07-22-2009 12:02 AM

I am not impressed.

Elvis_Christ 07-22-2009 12:55 AM

Whitey rhymes like a cripple

newb 07-22-2009 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ (Post 820915)
Whitey rhymes like a cripple

how do you know I'm white ?

VampiricClown 07-22-2009 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 820961)
how do you know I'm white ?

Because of your avatar.

:cool:

MetalMageMagnolia 07-23-2009 12:28 AM

The Dead Do Gibber and Squeak
 
Half a tome or so is written about us fans,
With blood on our hands,
An instant flush to our cheeks,
And yet the dance comences.
I hear the heart beating in my chest,
Pump a dum pump,
And it never stops.
To those who know me so,
The dead do gibber and squeak,
In the rising dawn...
-(R)

Elvis_Christ 07-23-2009 03:36 AM

Trashed by those regrets
some eyes see twisted
the aborted float
breathe shit
exist
and you think you're better?

newb 07-23-2009 04:23 AM

Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?
Who was that man?
I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby
Fall in love with me (yeah!!)

Trail_Blazer 07-23-2009 10:21 AM

It is I, every female's top tourist destination, and the man who's crotch is truly the happiest place on earth, the man who makes Minnie Mouse's panties wet... And the man who just last night helped Daisy Duck fulfill her dream, as she took one for the team, while I made her squeal and scream, as I filled her full of cream!

It is I, the bacon in her eggs, the man for whom she begs, and the face between her legs, Trail 'I shoot out a full condom filla and it tastes just like vanilla' Blazer!

pinkfloyd45769 07-26-2009 10:20 PM

This thread hurts my head..i'm going to bed cuz i feel dead.



see i got mad skills,i'm down with that:D

X¤MurderDoll¤X 07-26-2009 11:42 PM

I'll make you pay for your horrible rhyme
you'll be the target of hatred and the victim of crime
you're the focus of my ire, the target of my gaze
leave after reading or the curse on you stays

urgeok 07-27-2009 05:41 AM

shit, dont mess with the murderdoll,
she'll bust a cap in your ass, y'all


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