If you could wish for anything.......
 

The Evisceration = Banned thing made me think of this:

If you could have any wish, what would it be?

For me, it would be a complete lack of accountability for any of my actions.

If i decided George Dubbaya was pissing me off today? I could leave work, walk onto any airplane i wanted, fly down to dc, walk into his office, smakc him upside the head and say "HEy Dumbfuck! Quit your job, you idiot!" And no one would or could do anything.

Someone wins the lottery? "Give me your ticket. I want to be rich."
"Okay"


That would be better than superman. Hell, i could pee in his coffee and he wouldnt do a thing about it. NO Come-uppance!

Granted, even though that would be a free ticket to be an asshole, i would at least TRY to be nice. I'm not really all that big a dick.

Success as a musician.......thats it.

Right now?....A jet to Brazil;) :)

Random.....whats in Brazil?

Brazilians.

LMAO @ Vodstock...He's right, you know:)

That bloodrayne had her jet to Brasil...

Ohhhhh, that explains alot...

Well, just said what my greatest wish was...

Coherent with the thread this time, right? :0)

My wish? 30 minutes alone with her:

I've never known you to not be coherent, within the thread subject matter, or outside it. In fact, i quite enjoy reading your well versed, well thoughtout posts. Good form...

Well, Arioch, I'm definitely quite happy to hear that! Thanks a lot...

I want to be a bear, shit in the woods

In that case, I want to be pope, then become jewish :)

I wonder what would happen if the pope said I was all a sham. That the church has been covering up the real gods for 1000 of years. That the greeks and romans had the right idea. polytheism is the truth.....Mass hysteria followed no doubt by zombies rising from their graves...we could make this into a movie....

bodacious tatas please refrain from posting those pictures.......I wish to be a good director and work with Arioch in person lol and also Evisceration

Them tits is covered its fair game in my book

its not like i dont like them but every post all i see is big ol' tatas

mmmmm big bodacious tatas

That is so considerate of you...Thank You, Sweetie:)

I wish that when buying things, I could reach in my pocket and pull out the exact amount, no matter what pair of pants I was wearing

i wish i had the power to remember the names of everyone i've ever met... would save me a lot of embarassment !

I'd wish for the best sex.

Ever.

Well, dearest Bloodrayne... What can I say... That IS really what I wish for...

how about 1 billion dollars then i could go any where i want and then some:D

i will even settle for being w/ my sweetie for along time :D

my wish was better

yeah u win i like urs better. i think in this case i will go for the 2nd one i mentioned

I've wished for the same thing.

I can't remember the movie now, I saw it when I was very young. All I remember is a young, wealthy man, who was reduced to nothing, and had to live on the streets. He grew older, grew a long beard and hair, but made a pact with a devil creature that allowed him to reach into his trenchcoat and pull out a handful of gold coins everytime. Then he become rich again, and married some woman, and it seems like the devil came back near the end, but that's about all I remember.

I've also wished to be made out of liquid metal, like T-1000. What fun that would be.

But on a more serious note, this thread reminds me of the Viewer Mail Family Guy episode. The one where Peter gets three wishes.

Genie: I'll grant you any three wishes you want.
Meg: I want a new hat!
Chris: I want a new hat!
Stewie: I want them to have new hats!
Meg: Now kids, these are your father's wishes. Go on, sweetie, ask for whatever you want.
Peter: Well, I've always wanted to see inside of Kelly Ripa's dressing room.

that reminds me of the ostrich story.....

ahh a wish...why u have to steal my damn wish....uhm....
to get a billion dollar job and be loved for it....and to have a family who actually loves me forever and ever and ever and...yeah well you get the picture. :)

My wish transcends the need for money. With it i could walk into a porsche dealer, grab the keys to a black 911, and drive off with it. No money needs to exchange hands, i am not accountable :)

you have it with me remmeber....our great phone sex lol

Hmmm this is a hard one

i happen to like peter's shapeshifting ability. that would be cool. i mean being able to fly would be cool, but then all id hafto do is morph into a dragon or some shit. or morph into invisbile

or morph into.. a set of bodacious tatas!!! with sunspots over the right can



anyway. after morphing. id go aroud the world and play tricks on everyone.

Fluffho has well over 14,000 flier miles, due to her good credit card plan. You should ask her for some, she'd probably just waste them anyway.

I'm sure it's less than 14,000 miles to São Paulo, Brasil.

a wish granting good guy doll and it hurts the people i hate lol jk

infinite wishes

if not

many hot girls love me

this thread has become dull

like everything else.....

hey

i wont share them miles with my mama let alone a stranger

i prefer to waste them myself HMPH!

.............

anyone wanna meet me in europe this summer? im thinking italy, france, rome. anywhere but germany

if i had some money then sure id love to go to europe....then again perhaps i should fly to Evis and stalk him forever....
or Sam the Egg i spose
or GORE whom of which i miss dearly :(

The ability to stab people over the internet.

Yeah, I think I could go for that one myself, right about now:rolleyes:

wow you must have really missed me because every post you said OMFG LIEK JEZZ I MISS GORE!! lol what is your prob lol i was gone for like 3 days