WHAT WE DON'T DO IN THE SHADOWS....
 

Like that great Geico horror movie commercial..things not to do.

Don't throw down your: sword, gun, baseball bat, crowbar etc after you've knocked out the monster..especially within his reach.

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If you think someone or some thing is in the house, don't *not* turn on the light as you explore the threat.

I know, its like "There's a light switch right beside you, flood the hallway with light..turn on every light in the house!

And if you've outrun the zombies and entered the safety of a building don't stand backed up against a window, breathing heavy and looking wildly around the room.

::big grin::::big grin::::big grin::

Oh yeah, that's a good one.

On a more general but similar note, don't slowly walk backwards in a confined space when someone unseen is after you.

Genius ::big grin::

Don't utter anybody's name 3 times in front of a mirror. Don't read outloud any writing from a spell book or the book of the dead, especially on Halloween night. Don't play any records backwards.




Come to think of it though...we wouldn't have a lot of horror films if people didn't do these very things! ::shocked::

So very true!! ::big grin::

Don't run up the stairs when the only thing you can do is jump out of a window; you might not know how high you are and you might not know what's waiting for you on the ground.

Don't run to the basement when there usually is NO where to go and you end up being stuck there or killed there.

My very favorite: don't go screaming into the woods so that everyone and everything can hear you!! It's like saying 'hey, I'm right here, come kill me!!'.

We can go an and on with this stuff......

Don't be black in the 80's.
Don't have sex... ever...

Aww what!? ::big grin::

Its a well known fact that people sexing are gonna get killed.

I enter into evidence exhibit A) Kevin Bacon's post sex death in Friday the 13th

That's because he didn't look under the bed.Which still would have got him killed.

Smoked bacon anyone?

Smoked and kabobed.

I ship it to your address. I hope you like made to order meat products. Mmmmmm...

Your right, Bacon sounds delicious. It also ages well. Lol.

Maybe Leather Face has some hanging on the meat hooks at his place.
I'll be right back....
I think.

Make sure to bring back enough long pig for everyone should you make it out! ::wink::

Speaking of Leather Face, did yall hear about the Gas Station??????

I'll bring my trusty single barrel shot gun with me.

Nope, haven't caught that yet.

There is a guy turning into a horror destination resort and bbq resteraunt.

Don't ever watch Midnight Cabaret. Your gonna ask for it if you do!