Sex, Marriage, Kids
 

Guys:

If you could only be with 3 celebrities, and out of these three, you could only marry one, which one would you marry, which one would you want to have your kids, and which one would you want to use just for sex?

Anjelina Jolie.

What? Thats my answer for all three.

Marry:Christina Scabbia

Kids:Keira Knightley

Hot Sex:Jenn Rivell

girls cant do this?

I don't see why they couldn't.

I'd be fighting Vod for Angelina.

good.

marry: Joel Stein (of Time magazine, I go for the intellectuals)

kids: Jake Gyllenhaal

sex: hmm toss up between Brad Pitt and George Clooney

I was actually going to choose Angelina Jolie for all three myself ... but I opted not to respond to this thread until I checked some of the other responses. Damn me for missing it.

I also would choose Katie Holmes for sex. She's just so gosh-darned cute, and I bet she is an animal in the sack. ;) But, I know that I would probably get tired of her after a while.

Yeah, Angelina Jolie. She's sexy as hell, and quite brilliant. Although, she's a fuckin' weirdo.

Who doesnt like a good weirdo every once and a while though?

I love weirdos :)

No, no, no. I'm not talking about "personality quirk" weird. I'm talking about taking your brother to the academy awards as a date and kiss him all night long like he was your goddam husband wierd. That's a little too weird for my tastes.

Marry: Lucy Liu

Kids: Mariska Hargitay

SEX: Catherine Bell (some nice big tatas!)

George Clooney is a bad ass mo fo! :cool:

I loved him in O Brother Where Art Thou

Me too.

At least shes open to new things :rolleyes: lol :D

angelina jolie

.... not going to explain my answer there

anyways my male version of the answer.

Mine

honestly... i dont find too many celebrities attractive..

...ahh i see this is like marry,f#@k,kill.same premise only well...these are your options instead.

me, similar answer



Kate Beckinsale for all three

I can't get into celebrities...I'm not into looks, and they just don't seem to have anything else...Shallow, self-absorbed, materialistic, etcetera...

Besides...I already have what I want for all three;)

I am already married and have kids so I will just stick with the sex part.

1. Ingrid Bergman-anyone that can make Bogie fall in love has got my vote

2. Rita Hayworth- cant remember the film but I still cant get her beautiful face out of my head.

3. Jennifer Lopez-some guys are Boob men, me I am an assman, oh yea and any chick with hot legs.

Boy I sure miss the 80s minnie skirts and tight jeans.*heavy breathing, parts hair with tongue*

I dont find 2 many actresses these days very attractive, mostly because of the same reasons Bloodrayne gave.

Oh yea and any Rockabilly chicks

I almost forgot Sally HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT

Thats funny, i was just thinking that SAME EXACT thing for Jolie.....goddamn how can anyone think those oversized lips are attractive....

"Its like a baboon's ass on a face!!" - Lois (family guy)

I don't know what it is...

Yes I do.

1. She's intelligent.
2. She's full of life.
3. I like those lips.
4. She has an animal magnetism that makes me happy in the pants.

2 words:

TOMB RAIDER


*vomits*

3 words:

TOMB RAIDER=SEX

You men are all alike:rolleyes:

Honestly, I'm one of the least horny guys you could ever meet. Let's just say I have some.. intimacy problems.

For real....i can definitly identify with you here.....

I mostly just act like that for show. I don't want to look like an impotent bastard.

Pam anderson for all 3

After she takes some more singing lessons, I hope?

Thanks, man thought I was the only one!

Marry - Cameron Diaz - She seems pretty down to Earth, plus she's hot as hell and pretty smart.

Fuck - Tiffani Amber Thiessen (Mmmm.... Kelly Kapowski....)

Kids - Not sure on this one, but I'd pick someone that's already been through menopause here because I don't want any kids. Madonna, maybe?

This girl who cut my hair recently looked JUST like Pam a. I can't stand that look personally....dark tanned skin with bleach blonde hair = *PUKE*

See above.....damn a whole lot of vomiting on this thread:p

Calabrese is going to play a song at the end of the movie :)

What movie?

Chainsaw Sally. www.calabreserock.com its on the front page.

Blood In My Eyes will roll when the credits come on

yay for them i guess:rolleyes:

*makes no attempt to hide jealousy*

Its alright Arioch. I can guarantee you'll make it, because i heard Never Again and i was blown away :eek: