Help!
 

So, my girlfriend's birthday is coming up, and I'ma throw her a party.

What should I get - a clown, or a magician?

Also, would it be wise to use disposable table cloths of paper? Kool-Aid and cake could really mess up my textiles.

Just one more question - if worse comes to worse, what does it cost to get one of those McDonalds parties, with Ronald and such, for about 10 kids?

How old are you? How old is your girlfriend?

Hmm..even I dont have mcdonalds birthday parties with clowns/magicians....

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Funny, but very, very wrong. :D

I say clown over magician but you have to pay a bum 20 bucks to be the clown. It's much better that way. Or even better than 20 dollar bum/clown. Is the cheap whiskey bum/clown. There saved you some money.
http://www.dankphotos.com/twain/images/en/bum.jpg

Can you say Anal-Retentive?

two very good questions that should be addressed before continuing.

make sure you wrap bubble wrap along all the table legs and edges. dont want anyone bumpin they heads

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