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usahorrorfan 11-13-2004 06:34 PM

Rob Zombies's upcoming movie
 
What is Rob Zombie's upcoming movie movie called

massacre man 11-13-2004 06:50 PM

Re: Rob Zombies's upcoming movie
 
Quote:

Originally posted by usahorrorfan
What is Rob Zombie's upcoming movie movie called
"the secretly male cheerleaders kill usahorrorfan with a retarded hershey bar" Me and Sam the Egg are supposedly going to star as female cheerleaders who are secretly male

usahorrorfan 11-13-2004 06:57 PM

Re: Re: Rob Zombies's upcoming movie
 
Quote:

Originally posted by massacre man
"the secretly male cheerleaders kill usahorrorfan with a retarded hershey bar" Me and Sam the Egg are supposedly going to star as female cheerleaders who are secretly male
That's cool with me but film it in L.A. and keep it in L.A.

The STE 11-13-2004 07:07 PM

I shouldn't be doing this, so I'm gunna

part of the screenplay:
Bertha: Me
Faye Dunaway: MM

BERTHA WALKS IN THE SHOWER ROOM AS FAYE DUNAWAY IS SHOWERING HER (SECRETLY HIS) GIANT MONSTER COCK

BERTHA: Hey, Faye Dunaway, that's some Giant Monster Cock you've got.

FAYE DUNAWAY: It's got veins the size of regular cocks.

BERTHA: Yes, I certainly do hate that USAHorrorfan fellow.

FAYE DUNAWAY: I think he needs to eat my Giant Monster Cock...with his ASS!

THEY BURST INTO HIDEOUS LAUGHTER. USAHORRORFAN WALKS IN

USAHORRORFAN: Hey guys, I just got finished giving a large Puerto Rican fellow an hour long Deep Throat blowjob.

BERTHA: Yes, we know. We paid that large Puerto Rican fellow to mouth fuck you for an hour.

FAYE DUNAWAY: Ya know, I invented Daylight Savings Time.

USAHORRORFAN: Really? WOW! That makes me hot for gay sex with you! But first, what was that movie that came out that one time with-MMMMMPH!!!! *he's cut off by FAYE DUNAWAY inserting his Giant Monster Cock into his (USAHORRORFAN) mouth*

BERTHA: Well, doesn't THIS have certain homoerotic overtones.

FAYE DUNAWAY: Doesn't it, though? They might talk about us two, we'd better switch to scatalogical humor and then kill USAHorrorfan.

BERTHA: With a retarded Hershey Bar?

FAYE DUNAWAY: Yes, with Almonds.

BERTHA: YES! *Orgasms on the spot*

CUT TO BERTHA AND FAYE DUNAWAY SPRAYING RUNNY SHIT OUT OF THEIR ASSES INTO USAHORRORFAN'S MOUTH

BERTHA: Eat it! EAT IT UNTIL YOU CHOKE!!! Hehe, that's from Misery, but instead of shoving a burnt manuscript into a fat lady's mouth, I'm shitting in this guy down here.

FAYE DUNAWAY: Good form, fellow Cheerleader. Got the Hershey Bar?

BERTHA: Yes. I'm so glad this is being filmed in Toronto...






but that's all you get, motherfucker!

dantehorrorfan 11-13-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The STE
I shouldn't be doing this, so I'm gunna

part of the screenplay:
Bertha: Me
Faye Dunaway: MM

BERTHA WALKS IN THE SHOWER ROOM AS FAYE DUNAWAY IS SHOWERING HER (SECRETLY HIS) GIANT MONSTER COCK

BERTHA: Hey, Faye Dunaway, that's some Giant Monster Cock you've got.

FAYE DUNAWAY: It's got veins the size of regular cocks.

BERTHA: Yes, I certainly do hate that USAHorrorfan fellow.

FAYE DUNAWAY: I think he needs to eat my Giant Monster Cock...with his ASS!

THEY BURST INTO HIDEOUS LAUGHTER. USAHORRORFAN WALKS IN

USAHORRORFAN: Hey guys, I just got finished giving a large Puerto Rican fellow an hour long Deep Throat blowjob.

BERTHA: Yes, we know. We paid that large Puerto Rican fellow to mouth fuck you for an hour.

FAYE DUNAWAY: Ya know, I invented Daylight Savings Time.

USAHORRORFAN: Really? WOW! That makes me hot for gay sex with you! But first, what was that movie that came out that one time with-MMMMMPH!!!! *he's cut off by FAYE DUNAWAY inserting his Giant Monster Cock into his (USAHORRORFAN) mouth*

BERTHA: Well, doesn't THIS have certain homoerotic overtones.

FAYE DUNAWAY: Doesn't it, though? They might talk about us two, we'd better switch to scatalogical humor and then kill USAHorrorfan.

BERTHA: With a retarded Hershey Bar?

FAYE DUNAWAY: Yes, with Almonds.

BERTHA: YES! *Orgasms on the spot*

CUT TO BERTHA AND FAYE DUNAWAY SPRAYING RUNNY SHIT OUT OF THEIR ASSES INTO USAHORRORFAN'S MOUTH

BERTHA: Eat it! EAT IT UNTIL YOU CHOKE!!! Hehe, that's from Misery, but instead of shoving a burnt manuscript into a fat lady's mouth, I'm shitting in this guy down here.

FAYE DUNAWAY: Good form, fellow Cheerleader. Got the Hershey Bar?

BERTHA: Yes. I'm so glad this is being filmed in Toronto...






but that's all you get, motherfucker!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!:D

massacre man 11-13-2004 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The STE
I shouldn't be doing this, so I'm gunna

part of the screenplay:
Bertha: Me
Faye Dunaway: MM

BERTHA WALKS IN THE SHOWER ROOM AS FAYE DUNAWAY IS SHOWERING HER (SECRETLY HIS) GIANT MONSTER COCK

BERTHA: Hey, Faye Dunaway, that's some Giant Monster Cock you've got.

FAYE DUNAWAY: It's got veins the size of regular cocks.

BERTHA: Yes, I certainly do hate that USAHorrorfan fellow.

FAYE DUNAWAY: I think he needs to eat my Giant Monster Cock...with his ASS!

THEY BURST INTO HIDEOUS LAUGHTER. USAHORRORFAN WALKS IN

USAHORRORFAN: Hey guys, I just got finished giving a large Puerto Rican fellow an hour long Deep Throat blowjob.

BERTHA: Yes, we know. We paid that large Puerto Rican fellow to mouth fuck you for an hour.

FAYE DUNAWAY: Ya know, I invented Daylight Savings Time.

USAHORRORFAN: Really? WOW! That makes me hot for gay sex with you! But first, what was that movie that came out that one time with-MMMMMPH!!!! *he's cut off by FAYE DUNAWAY inserting his Giant Monster Cock into his (USAHORRORFAN) mouth*

BERTHA: Well, doesn't THIS have certain homoerotic overtones.

FAYE DUNAWAY: Doesn't it, though? They might talk about us two, we'd better switch to scatalogical humor and then kill USAHorrorfan.

BERTHA: With a retarded Hershey Bar?

FAYE DUNAWAY: Yes, with Almonds.

BERTHA: YES! *Orgasms on the spot*

CUT TO BERTHA AND FAYE DUNAWAY SPRAYING RUNNY SHIT OUT OF THEIR ASSES INTO USAHORRORFAN'S MOUTH

BERTHA: Eat it! EAT IT UNTIL YOU CHOKE!!! Hehe, that's from Misery, but instead of shoving a burnt manuscript into a fat lady's mouth, I'm shitting in this guy down here.

FAYE DUNAWAY: Good form, fellow Cheerleader. Got the Hershey Bar?

BERTHA: Yes. I'm so glad this is being filmed in Toronto...






but that's all you get, motherfucker!

i thought we were sharing the other part with the goat

friday13thfan 11-13-2004 07:37 PM

i want in the movie....i can be the guy who get kcik in the ball over andover until my eyes seep blood....or something *gets jet back flies up* we will meet again Mr. Bond

The STE 11-13-2004 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by massacre man
i thought we were sharing the other part with the goat
If we did then they would orgasm to death

ShankS 11-14-2004 01:17 AM

WoW weird thread.

Death By Jell-O 11-15-2004 08:15 AM

Rob Zombie's Upcoming movie is Called The Devil's Rejects.....You can see the trailer for it at www.thedevilsrejects.com


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