HAHAHA...Kids Say The Funniest Things
 

This conversation JUST NOW took place...

Wicked Lady: Mom, will you PLEASE tell Alex that chopping people up into little bitty pieces IS murder?...He doesn't believe me

Me: So, what do YOU think it is, son...'culinary art'?

Demon Seed (aka Alex): Entertainment

Me: Maybe so, but your sister's right...It IS murder

Demon Seed: Darn


So...Any hilarious conversations transpire in your all's homes, lately?

my 4 year old kid loves hearing (he thinks its bullshit) that when he was born he had almost no hair .. and no teeth, and he pooped black, then green, then yellow.

he laughs his head off :)

Re: HAHAHA...Kids Say The Funniest Things
 

Wouldnt know where to start.

Sounds like a serial killer in the making, I only have such high hopes for my own brood.

'Culinary art'??? Really now, that would only be the case if we saute' the pieces in a fine white wine. With a side salad of fresh spinach and parmesan tomatoes.

Otherwise to me its entertainment too or the disposal of some misguided slob that probably deserved it anyway, then that would be justice.

My 4 year old put 2 balls down her shirt in the store and starting going up to people and ay "look at me" Oh My God, i wanted to die.

Not to mention we are in a cab and she kept saying that the man smells like toots.

It's a wonder i'm not bald lol.

A few years ago I was in a mall with my ex and his 4 year old at the time. She walked over by a woman, and actually asked her "why are you so fat"? I just pretended like I didn't even know them after that.

LOL!! Kids Call it like they see it!!

Well she just needs to learn the art of suttlety lol. She asked this one lady why she had so many bumps on her face and i let the lady explain about this condition she had. Which in a weird round about way, is better then the smelly dude lol.

But what an utterly valid question! Why is the fat slob so fat? Oh no wait don't tell me; it's glandular/big-boned-ness...

Children are as free and as real and as honest as humans can ever be.

a few years ago a couple cousins fromt he philippines came over

the girl was 7 or so. they learn english there right away but she didnt really konw any yet

we live right by a school and on occasion the kids will be talking too loud, teasing the dogs etc etc.

so i taught her some stuff. so when the kids would come to the fence she wuold look up at em and yell

"HEY DOODE!! DOODE!! YA REALLY REALLY UGLY MAN! YA DOODE!"

the way she said it too was funny.

we would be drawing and she'd be coloring just casually saying 'ya really really ugly man.' :D

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Demon Seed read this...It made him smile...lol;)
Great...Now I'm hungry :D