It's time for a thread because I'm bored
 

This question is mainly for the athiests, would you let me eat your body when you die? I'll send you like 5 bucks in advance. Come on, it's 5 bucks and it's not like you're going to need your body when you die. I hope you're fat because I'm poor and I need food that goes a long way.

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Question #2 Do you think we should recycle people to feed the poor?

(Disclaimer: I haven't given much (any) thought to this. I haven't thought about extra toxins, costs or anything. It's pretty much a joke, but I'll still give you 5$ to sign your body over to me)

you can eat my meat for free, if you like.

bwahahah you should win some sort of internet prize for that one.

As far as the meat I was talking about goes. You're all skin and bones, it wouldn't be worth the effort to clean ya. I need a fatty. :p

I'm a bit cuddly

How much do you weigh?

how would you know.....


*looks round the house for hidden cameras..

Ok, maybe the reason why I'm not getting any offers is because it's not a very tempting offer. I'll give you 7.50$ as long as you're not too skinny.

looks like you're gona have to tempt some down-and-out in an alley, with the money....the unwashed skin might add a bit of kick to the flavour. :p

just when you're in the basement and you think it cant get any grosser, shanks finds a hole in the floor leading to a whole new level :D

this thread started off in the basement....I'm only throwing supplies down the hatch to keep it going. :p