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50 grand or the bunny gets it!
I saw this on the news today and I must say I haven't laughed so hard in a long time....
http://www.savetoby.com/i/toby1.jpg Toby the Bunny Welcome, Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don.t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that.s for sure. Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section. I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store. Here is the current status of donations for Toby, as of April 10th, 2005. Thanks to everyone who has contributed! This guy's up to like 24 thousand that people have sent in so he wont kill the bunny. PETA and the other tree hugger groups are all up in arms and want the website shut down, but this guy isn't doing anything illegal. It's okay to kill a bunny. It's okay to eat a bunny. It's okay to announce it on the internet. And it's also okay to ask for donations to stop it from occuring. Hahahaha. Brilliant! I wish I had thought of this.... Here's the link to the website.... http://www.savetoby.com/ |
if I did donate and the donation total never reached the required amount in June...he'd then eat it.
I'd demand to see a downloadable unedited and unfaked mpeg of him killing, cooking and then eating the rabbit. and since he's not obviously not going to 'eat' it, he's just sponging off silly donators ( I know he's selling stuff aswell), I'd tell him that if that downloadable mpeg didn't appear for download on his site, I'd then get him for fraud and deception in obtaining money through deceptive means. eat that rabbit!!!:D :p |
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Lmfao! That's great! Where do you get/make those cards? You've got one for everything! |
I had rabbit this weekend for the first time. It was ok.
But i can't believe people have nothing better to do with their money.:rolleyes: |
i wonder if i tried the same thing ?
25$ or i smash the neighbours lawn gnome |
Yeah, but that's probably a crime.
Vandalism or something.... Anyways, if you live by kpro, he'd shoot you for something like that. :D |
i guess i'll have to buy a garden gnome and threaten to smash it.
I'll dress it up for a few weeks .. get people thinking its all cute and stuff ... then threaten to smoke its plaster ass. |
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