Generic Noob Form
 

As a public service to all Noobs, i have come up with this form to save you typing.. that way you can get to the forums and start posting sooner:




Hi, My name is : ______________ (insert name of favorite horror character here - or if you want to look really cool, use something a little more obscure)

I love Horror movies - my friends all think i'm F***ed up

(you cant cuss until you've been posting for 9 months)

I am also into : A) Metal B) Goth C) Metal-Goth D) Polka

I heard you guys like to Bash Noobs. Bring on the damage, you homos, i can take it - i've quit better forums than this.
Actually you guys all suck donkey dick.. i'm leaving and i wont be back until i'm bored again.





Alternate Form :



I'm just here to spam my shit.
No introductions needed .. after a brief barrage of flames and a couple of weak attempts at a defense, i'll be gone.

LOL

I like the use something a little more obscure to look cooler bit :)

why couldn't there have been a form like this when I joined? ...I missed out on so much. :D

They don't know how lucky they are.

When I first joined you post a nude pic of yourself before anyone would have anything to do with you......

Now anyone's welcome it seems

:mad:


Not right at all I say.

Perfect form URGE - Now, to make things even more efficient I'm adding the Generic Response to NOOB posting form:

Dear ____________:

You suck:
A)Donkey Dick, B) Your Father's Nuts, C) Your Own Nuts, D) Lots of Donkey Dick

We wish you would just:
A) Die and rot, B) Leave your Father's Nuts alone, C) Crawl up your own Ass; D) Crawl up someone else's ass and rot

And, for the love of god, quit:
A) Spamming, B) Pimping your website, C) offering sexual favors to the mods, D) breathing oxygen.

Die, Die, Die.

Sincerely,

_____________

That's a little too time consuming for me. How about one of these four:

a) ______ you.

b) Go ______.

c) You're so _____.

d) You're a _____.

You'll never win the next Horror.com awards by following a form .

Sheesh...:D

a shit day at work, gets me in the right frame of mind to welcome n00bs.

Its perfect - print me 10000 copies! LMFAO