If you were a robot...
 

Post here what your name means if you were a cyborg

http://www.cyborgname.com/

P.R.E.A.C.H.E.R.: Positronic Robotic Entity Assembled for Ceaseless Harm and Efficient Repair

or

A.S.H.: Artificial Synthetic Humanoid

The last one is a bit boring

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Oops...

Here's mine...

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or...

I guess it doesn't do anything with numbers so I'll just assume that's my version number...


BWIND22

Biomechanical Worker Intended for Nocturnal Destruction v2.2


Mine's awesome!

I will destroy you in the night!

I couldn't open it.