Only One Beer
 

OK - i looked in my fridge and have only one beer - the rest having gone to that great cooler in the sky (mainly my tummy!)

So, the dilemma i have is this: what does one do with only one beer? Sure, i could drink it (and probably will) but it seems such a waste - one beer!?! its like a beginning with no middle or end, an appetizer without a main course. . .

now, i could go out and get more - but its very cold and snowy and i'm just not that desperate (yet).

So, what does one do with one beer?:confused:

Drink... drink it?

but then its gone and i'm left alone without any of its 12oz siblings here to keep me company - - - it just seems wrong

So go get more. I went and dug my truck out of the snow and drove to the store for Gatorade.

...fucking GATORADE.

but its cold.......

OK - fine, screw it, i'm inspired by IAs heroic (acutally make that 'stupid' - who digs through snow for gatorade??) efforts and will go out to the store and retrieve more beer. . .


you may now close this thread

go buy some more, then drink it. easy solution. but then again, it depends on how much you need beer. like, NEED it..

the solution is simple

I needed to recharge my electrolytes... I gotta de-tox y'know.

fine - fine - you load of enablers - - - i NEED THE BEER

besides, i thought detox only happened with a court-order

*damn, i'm so weak*

Not when I say it isn't. Which is right now.