Favorite sayings
 

Does anyone have a favorite saying? Something that really strikes them such as:
knee high to a grasshppper
or
busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say...

And that Doctor Seuss thing that Vampenquin knows...I don't feel like trying to remember it word for word right now...

*has a headache*

"I think his cheese has slipped off his cracker"

"I think his noodle pot has done boiled over"

"Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree"

"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

"Love me or leave, but don't forget to hide the cutlery"

"Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger" (Brother to the one legged man) :)

I know more, just can't think of them now. But here's a start.

Never mind, thanks again BR. :D

Check out that 'edit' button sometime ;)

Aw, crap, I have a tendency to overlook the obvious. Thanks BR!

"she's one fry short of a happy meal"
"you're not the sharpest tool in the shed"
"he's not the brightest crayon in the box"

"Fuck you you fucking fuck"
"fuggitaboudit"
"Fuck me running" ( there's many different variations that I have to this)


There may be more to come.....

Oh yah, one of my favorites:

"If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart!"

"FUCK"

thats really all I got

"There's no accounting for taste."