Caption Contest
 

Who can make up the best caption for this horrific image?
http://shocku.com/111/

"Thanks for gouging my eye, now I don't have to read peeper's stupid posts anymore."

Hey everybody, peep this nonsense I've posted!

Ehhh.... not very good...

i got my eye gunk on you



totally dumb. i congragulate myself for coming up with the stupidest answer.

"OW, MY EYE!"

I win

"Hey man...whats that crusty stuff under your fingernail?"

I think peeper wishes that guys thumb was in his pooper.

"That's what you get for talking shit about my mamma"

Merely a flesh wound.

...and in other news, a Chernobl Man is found with his conjoined twin growing from his eye socket...