Idiot Calls Police To Demand Refund From Prostitute Who Failed To Perform
 

Tricked Out Of $40?

La Crosse, Wisconsin - A man was cited for soliciting a prostitute after he called police dispatch and demanded his money be refunded when the woman did not perform a sexual service.

Leslie Beach, 36, of 526 S. 16th St., Apt. 3, was fined $159 for the solicitation, according to La Crosse police reports. Beach told responding officers that he had a learning disability and that a woman named Victoria had taken advantage of him. He told police that Victoria said she would have intercourse with him for $40, reports said.

Beach asked Victoria for his money back after the two did not have intercourse, reports said. She refused to refund the money but told him she would spend the night at his apartment. She later left, and Beach called police.

Beach did not know Victoria’s last name or contact information, but said he would call police if she returns, according to the report.

Police Lt. Bob Berndt said he does not remember the last time police issued a ticket for prostitution solicitation in the city.

He should have reported her to the Better Business Bureau instead:rolleyes:

That's about as dumb as it gets.