Slut Cats; Ironic Insect Disappointment
 

Hey, everyone has fed a cat and had the cat all be like "I'll love you forever!" and it's your own personal slinky floofy cat...UNTIL someone else feeds it and then it goes over to that person and does that same routine and you know you've been had. That's a little slut cat right there! Waving its hoochie poochie around at anyone that'll pour some crunchies in a bowl. What do you think about felines that whore around like that. I think it's disgusting.

Here's another thing pissed me off: I had an insect problem in my kitchen. These little ants were coming out of the wall, see? And they were crawling into the sink and drinking the water and probably looking for little bits of food too. I try to get rid of them, use sprays and things, clean the sink extra well, but they keep coming back.

Eventually I start feeling good that my sink is somehow benefiting the ant community and I look forward to seeing the ants. And suddenly they disappear! I can't see a single ant in the sink. They are gone, baby. I feel used. They took what they wanted and now it's "Laters--we're out of here." Not even a thank you or a cigarette or an egg mcmuffin in the morning. Insects are worse than cats!

this may be the post that drives Pr3ssur3 over the deep end.

;ets pull up a lawn chair and wait.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
'gets the pretzels and coke'
yups em waiting too ..

i'm here too, this is gonna be fun to watch, get the bacardi on ice :cool:

Cats and insects are terrible, but marmots are the worst. Nothing will break your heart faster than a marmot.

well i actually had my heart broken by a caterpillar once..
i looked after it..then oneday i went to look and it was gone..
I know it changed into a butterfly but..it couldve left me a thank you note
or something :D

Go here and you can get your own "Make Mine Marmot" all-marmot screensaver. They also have P-Dawg and other assorted squirrel screensavers.

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/calendar/calendar.html

i really miss Fred, he was this really big spider (oops, sorry Miss O, should have put a warning on it) that lived under the units in the kitchen of my old house, he never came out to say goodbye when i left, i mean it's not like i wouldn't have brought him with me but no he obviously wanted to stay with the new owners..... they probably stepped on him by now, bloody thing was big enough to be brave :D

this brings a tear to my eye 'weep'

As long as he didn't play the guitar and sing "Rocky Mountain High" I'm ok.:p