Obnoxious Pet Names For You Sweetie
 

I want to start a list of Pet Names that people call, or have called (before getting the gee-whillikers slapped out of them!) their significant others. Here are some obnoxious Pet Names we can begin with:

Wumpy
Moopie
Lumkin
Snootie

haha thats funny thinking about that cos I never had one for boofhead over there.
I think dickhead stuck for a while. :P

She says "baaaaaaby" in a stupid singsong voice sometimes when she's trying to irritate me.

I called her chunkalunks the other day, for no particular reason...I think she likes it.:D :D , but, I got hit.

I think the worst pet name I ever heard anyone called was Sugarbush. Picture this: Big obnoxious Texan in cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat, and his little blond bubblehead wife.
SUGARBUSH, as I live and breathe.

I assume that was what HE called HER right? Lame, but not as fucked up as the other way around...
Not really big on "pet names"...just never really used 'em...

Yeah, he called her that. To be honest, she was pretty dumb. I got treated to her talking about her "target date" for starting plastic surgery.....she was 24. What a fucked up mindset.

My pet name from my ex was either, Joshy, Joshy-Bear or if she was pissed, Idiot.

I got in the habit of calling her Shmoopie just to irritate her.

I call my sexy woman Irish, and she calls me Crunchy.:p

Crunchy?....Ummm...I don't think I wanna know.

Ah.....this is good stuff I'm reading here.