Stupid...
 

Reader discretion advised.
Terminology and events described within may offend.
The following does not indicate my personal views, having spawned from a drunken freestyle.
And remember...alcohol can effect your decision making ability.

I draw a deer,
roll it up, put it in my ear
so if you steer, get up in my face here
the deer gon' leer, like a monkey suck beer
Fillin' up yo' heart stricken with tha mad fear
Make you wanna run, run away like a queer
Runnin fo' your life, shit spittin' outcha rear
Can't get away cant get y'self clear,
'less you cut yo neck, like the wool...with a SHEAR!

The end.

More you say?

Kickin' it like Mario
Tha land o' Koopario
Best back up if you see me get a stario
I glow and I run and I jump real fario
to bitchslap you like I bitchslappa Wario

snoop cheeba cheeb?

I thought Phalanx
poems were good
They have giving me
morning wood

Such a wonder
to behold
big as a python
or so i'm told

Pour me a cup of coffee, would you.

Bohemian,Daddio!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVOXxDV5BdI

all you do is rhyme,
though it isn't a crime,
you do it all the time,
i'll give you a dime,
if you do not rhyme,
or maybe a lime,
i aint really bovvered

*snaps fingers and beats bongo*

Groove Thing!

You know about the Groove Thing...?

It's REAL

Feel it

Tryin' to steal my crown as the drunken HDC poet huh? :D