1408, possibly the scariest thing on earth
 

I've been in the Marine corps for 6 years. I've had terrorists shooting at me with AK-47s and RPGs, I didn't flinch.

I've been hunting alone in the Alaskan wilderness and had a bear bum rush me, wasn't even almost scary.

I was attacked by 6 members of the most violent gang in Anchorage, it was painful, but not scary.

I was watching 1408 alone at night by myself, just like I always do. About a fourth into the movie I had to turn the lights on.

20 minutes later I had to go sit at the back of the room so nothing was behind me.

20 minutes after that I had to go get my gun, so I sat in the back of the room, with the lights on, with a pistol clutched in my hand throughout the rest of the movie.

That is some scary shit, I thought I lacked the fear emotion untill now.

not much of that makes sense, I think you're crazy...

Maybe you should lay off the horror...or yknow, the crack, unless you wanna end up shooting one of your neighbours in the face, nutjob.

That's too bad, because had you left the movie on, you would have realized how incredibly lame it turned out to be.

Egg, meet face.

The Baby Seals?

... Someone needs to invent a user-registration filter system that detects how utterly useless someone is before they are allowed to sign-up.

pussy........................

Scary?

Oh boy.

You should leave now, while you still can.

(No Pun Intended)

Dude, that says more about The US marine corps, hunting in Alaska and gangs of Anchorage, than it says about horror movies..

Stick to cartoons.

I'm starting to like you more. I think I'll keep you.

*extracts vial of blood to add to collection*