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 Stolen from Family Guy... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...l/diamonds.jpg Clip of commercial parody found here. | 
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 I can't find the clip, but Ron White made a great slogan: "Diamonds... That'll Shut Her Up" | 
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 That diamond could buy a lot of hookers instead. | 
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 Ah yes.  But if you don't need the diamond, then you know you're doing something right! | 
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 my wife hates the things...didn't even give her one in the engagement ring that's love demanding a diamond is horse shit and anyone who says they need it obviously doesn't love you | 
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 what if you needed to cut through glass to rob a bank!  Huh?  Didn't think about that did you?  Hmph, my girlfriend and I have no time for unthoughtful people like you! :D | 
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 My girlfriend doesn't like diamonds, but she always finds plenty of other expensive crap to buy.. | 
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 I want the people who make those idiotic Kays and Jareds and Mervis diamond commercials to die in a fire. | 
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