How?
 

I was watching America's Most Wanted and got to thinking, if I had to be murdered, would I want it quick with a shot to the back of the head, or slowly, like getting limbs cut off slowly, where I might have a chance of escaping at some point. I personally would prefer the quick method, get it over with, I don't like pain. Just curious what others think.

i'm thinking quick - like sudden gunshot through the brain as i'm walking blissfully through a meadow - - - or while having sex

That's funny. My dad used to say that if my mom died before him (which she did), he wanted to die being shot by a jealous husband. :p

Fellated to death

I'd most like death by whiffle bat.

Decapitation

If i was killed by some fucker i'd like to take a few pieces of them out with me... fight to the death.