Suggestions for keeping warm
 

Does anyone have any suggestions for keeping a house warm with A no electricity and b no woodstove? the ice storm last night knocked out half the power in our town, and every hotel room has been booked so we are stuck in a cold poorly insulated house with no means of heating it. Any ideas are welcome.

lots of fucking!

unfortunately, due to my stance against incest, pedophilia and beastiality, that will only work for one member of my household. I still have my daughter, 2 dogs and a rabbit to warm up. :)

take a 3 hour ride to R.I......I have 3 couches.

Bring lots of beer

Blankets! or you could go sit out in your car with the heater on. Thats what truckers do in the winter.

friction.

rub things ...

wait a sec .. how do you participate on an internet forum with no electricity ?

a slowly draining laptop on an aircard ?

Put blankets over all your windows and doors. On your walls even, to insulate a little better. Do you have a small propane camping heater? You could go buy one of those maybe, but you would have to keep the house fairly ventilated. Use lots of blankets and drink lots of tea if you have a gas stove to heat the water. Hot water bottles even to keep warm.

trust a canadian to know :)

at work :)