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hammerfan 05-14-2009 06:49 AM

Hey Zero!
 
Have you been talking to my cats? They flung their poo outside the litterbox this morning!!



:p :D

newb 05-14-2009 06:59 AM

BUSTED


http://www.animalliberationfront.com...monkey-cat.jpg

hammerfan 05-14-2009 07:07 AM

Roflmao!! :d

Zero 05-14-2009 08:41 AM

we the Simian-Feline Liberation Army demand the immediate handover of all bananas, tuna, and dangling shiny objects at once . . . we also demand a warm place to take a nap - but once we're done napping then the revolution will begin. . . . well after a snack and then maybe a little more sleep - but rest assured human oppressors the revolution will come. . . just as soon as we get done licking this spot on our fur and then the nap and then the food and then the extra little nap ---then revenge will be ours *yawn* - hmm, where did i leave that little ball with the bells in it - oh well, we'll look for that after the licking, napping, eating, napping and then you are in BIG TROUBLE!

Doc Faustus 05-14-2009 08:44 AM

What about stealing shiny objects to barter for bananas with Indian street vendors?

hammerfan 05-14-2009 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 806478)
we the Simian-Feline Liberation Army demand the immediate handover of all bananas, tuna, and dangling shiny objects at once . . . we also demand a warm place to take a nap - but once we're done napping then the revolution will begin. . . . well after a snack and then maybe a little more sleep - but rest assured human oppressors the revolution will come. . . just as soon as we get done licking this spot on our fur and then the nap and then the food and then the extra little nap ---then revenge will be ours *yawn* - hmm, where did i leave that little ball with the bells in it - oh well, we'll look for that after the licking, napping, eating, napping and then you are in BIG TROUBLE!


Hmm, how about some catnip? :D

Angra 05-14-2009 10:29 AM

Do they also rub their butts on your carpets afterwards?

_____V_____ 05-14-2009 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 806478)
we the Simian-Feline Liberation Army demand the immediate handover of all bananas, tuna, and dangling shiny objects at once . . . we also demand a warm place to take a nap - but once we're done napping then the revolution will begin. . . . well after a snack and then maybe a little more sleep - but rest assured human oppressors the revolution will come. . . just as soon as we get done licking this spot on our fur and then the nap and then the food and then the extra little nap ---then revenge will be ours *yawn* - hmm, where did i leave that little ball with the bells in it - oh well, we'll look for that after the licking, napping, eating, napping and then you are in BIG TROUBLE!


The only thing you will be getting is this...


http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...rap/shotty.jpg


So...

...do you feel lucky, simian-punk?

hammerfan 05-14-2009 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angra (Post 806495)
Do they also rub their butts on your carpets afterwards?


Maybe.......

Angra 05-14-2009 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hammerfan (Post 806506)
Maybe.......



Then it's definitely the work of Zero. That...... VILLAIN!!!


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