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crabapple 06-07-2009 06:09 AM

Ornery Cats
 
Do you have troubles with ornery cats?

You know how cats are always sneaking around, sniffing for food, sniffing for better food if their current food is boring to them; pawing, clawing, leaping and otherwise misbehaving. They are often ornery creatures!

Well, someone gave me a big bag of tasty cat food a few weeks ago. The kitties over here liked the new cat food supply immediately, and it makes sense for me to use it because...it's free! But now one of the cats, Hootie, has become "ornery"...he makes noises outside the window all the time, and when he comes inside he is clearly all geared up..."The food! Where is the food! I am excited about the food." He barely gives me time to pour the food onto a plate...Hootie is just crowding me and meowling and he is downright ornery.

cheebacheeba 06-07-2009 06:30 AM

Tie a bag of urine to a tree, poke it with a pin so it leaks out over time.
Refill as necessary.
Hai!

Ripley666 06-07-2009 08:12 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - Tuna.

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooow puuuuuurrrrrrrrr

_____V_____ 06-07-2009 08:28 AM

Chrono and her demon cat at night...

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o...by_fizzgig.jpg

Damn. This place needs a cat-exorcist, and soon.

Ripley666 06-07-2009 08:53 AM

Close, minus the hair. :p

More like........................


I WILL EAT UR SOUL

http://inlinethumb12.webshots.com/41...500x500Q85.jpg

ChronoGrl 06-07-2009 08:58 AM

My pretties are mostly ornery when I shut them out of the bedroom - The stand outside and scream and paw at the door, especially Ripley.

So if you want to save your soul... Just close the door behind you.

HA! Take THAT pea brain feline!

crabapple 06-07-2009 09:12 AM

Yikes--oh, they look like little GOBLINS! Somebody get the goblin spray, it's the only thing that will drive the little buggers away.

Doc Faustus 06-07-2009 09:47 AM

Nine out of ten schizophrenics prefer Henderson's goblin spray, the goblin spray endorsed by Bob Saget.

Haunted 06-07-2009 10:09 AM

The Birds are stealing my cat's food. I warn them, but they don't listen.

Doc Faustus 06-07-2009 10:15 AM

I think your cats can work out to do about that pretty quickly. Sounds like a less-than-complicated ecosystem to me.


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