the end must be near
 

i went to stock up on ammo, you know, cuz the end is near and all, and most ammo supplies are out of stock on .223 cartridges. Damn war! Now what am i going to do when the zombies show up? Stab 'em all? The end is near i tell ya. Maybe i should start drinking again...
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Bulk up and buy a sledgehammer.

It's crazy out there: I remember when you could get packs of 140 rounds of .308 for 30$, and now .308 surplus is going for a dollar a round. Ammo is scarce because people are buying it and hoarding it, and people are buying it and hoarding it because it's scarce. A vicious cycle. Thankfully I already have some stashed away.

Chainsaw's seem to work.

Well, the way I always thought about it is ammo runs out, stabbing implements don't need ammo. But I always figured napalm would be really effective against Zombies too. It's all about your defensive area anyway. If you're in an urban area like me your pretty much screwed. Too many potential zombies around if your not turned in the beginning yourself.

zombies are make-believe

So do a little make believe and join in the fun of the thread.





Or not.

Get on the goddamn trolley!

I have a hatchet by my bed. Not necessarily related to preparation for the impending zombie apocalypse, but more a gift from my boyfriend to assuage my fears that a homicidal maniac will break into the apartment and kill me (see, I sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door which means that when the killer breaks in I am obviously the first target - so long as he doesn't attack the cats which, honestly, breaks my hear to think about; I mean, who would attack a cat?! A hairless one at that?! They're so sweet and stupid and will most likely greet him when he picks the lock and slides the door open - WHY WOULD YOU KILL A CAT?!).

This hatchet could also be used to fend off zombies, though I would prefer the extended range of a machete.

...you have seen these things, right?

I can come up with a laundry list of reasons :p