The Return of the Living Dead Christ
 

It sounds strange but me and 10 of my friends are actually making this movie. The plot is similar to return of the living dead. It is a comedic religious/horror movie. Jesus comes back from the dead from trioxin (we just used lysol), and starts wreaking havoc across the world eating, killing and destroying the human population to account of their sins. Such catch frases are "Confess your sins!" and "This will be your last supper." In the end, you find out that the zombie Jesus isn't the real Jesus, and that Jesus's soul is in heaven, and his body was just reanimated. Jesus and zombie Jesus fight until Jesus knocks the zombie of him into hell. In that scene we will be using gasoline, a match, a miniture maronet puppet of the zombie jesus flying into the fire and plenty of water. THe movie will probably be an hour or so... Oh and we're filming on sunday, so any ideas, post before then.

"This is the body of christ" *eats a man's head

i love it its a mel gipson movie for sure

hey, instead of having him be a zombie, have him come back in the second coming, but the world is swarmed with Vampires. And he has to team up with the best Luchadore ever to fight them, using his Jesus powers...and Kung-Fu. Oh, and thow in some musical numbers, just because.

And since the name you've got now wouldn't work, you could change it to Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter or something

don't let the real jesus win, PLEASE, have the zombie one cremate jesus alive, is what the romans should have done

...
 

This sunday we filmed the movie, yet only about 1/4 was accomplished in the 5 hours we had. Its only 15 minutes and we don't know how to waste another 40. Post random scene ideas and stuff we can waste time doing.

. . . aw man, you already ruined the ending. What about the suspense when we find out Zombie Jesus isn't the real Jesus?

Great competition for The Passion! LOL! I had major arguments with born againers about this flick, great comeback.........bring it 0n!

Um....woah you have a really sick mind

Sometimes..............

Just like to get right wingers stirred up I guess......shit disturber that I am!:rolleyes: