whats the best weapon to use when beheading some1
 

a guillotine

the traditional axe

but you have to be strong and carefull with them a nicepiece of barbed wire twisted round attached to two cars and they drive different ways

a phillips head screw driver

A headchopperofferer a K-mart $12.99

The soldiers were taught to use their shovels in 'Nam...If they were in the trenches, caught by surprise...Turned the shovel spade upside down, aimed just below the Adam's apple, shoved real hard...They kept their spades sharp, as they were often in use...combat trenches, latrines, etcetera

piano wire strung between 2 small sticks. Loop pver head, pull tight sharply. Head plops on floor.

I could use my bare strengh to do that, no need for cars.

1. Machete
2. Axe
3. Chainsaw

Skil sawblade, frisbee style...ala "Idle Hands"

machette by far