Poop in a shoe
 

Would you eat poop in a shoe
If it was shat by a Jew?
Would you lick poop on a stick
If it was sat on by a hick?
Would you eat poop on a spoon
If it came from the moon?
Would you eat poop in my butt
Put there by a slut?

This is my ode to poop.

And please, don't ban me allmykids. This is just a joke. Not trying to troll, just trying to be funny.

Maybe I should stick to philosophy....

WHY ME!!! I like you Why would you think I would ban you over that ????

I wouldn't ban you for that even if I didn't like you!!!

Is that really an ode? Sounds more like "Green eggs and ham" for a shit-fetishist.

"i will play with that log,
i will hump it like a dog.
Rub shit in my ham,
Sam I am.


You slut."

Sorry, at the forums I used to hang out at, I would've gotten banned instantly for something like this.

Good thing you don't hang out there any more Ege...but anyways nice ode...to poop. your's too Vod....you guys always make me laugh out loud while I'm at work...and then everyone looks at me funny...but who the hell cares, I hate this job anyways...

Hey, I hate mine too! I may be quitting in another month... One good person here gave his 2 weeks notice today... And so did a shitty one. The bad thing is, the shitty one help take up a lot of the workload from me..... August is gonna suck donkey balls...