[Baron Von Marlon]

Originally Posted by Sculpt

Exeter 2015

3/10 D+

Exeter is a trainwreck... like a real one, not the metaphor.

Exeter is a movie-screen wildly stoned with horror clichés. Motivations, logic & story are thrown out -- it's simply fast-paced, very fast-paced. So fast-paced as to almost be a new genre, but not quite.

There's average gore, violence, swearing, jokes, but it's so fast & without sufficient framework & footing, it all seems slung from your blindspot, where one might just feel assaulted.

It's lack of logical story & gore/violence is common to a Lucio Fulci, but none of the art. Fast-paced violence like slapstick horror Peter Jackson, but no fun.

I hope this review does not pique your interest in seeing this film; unless you like that kind of stuff.

For some reason I didn't mind this one.
Surely it wasn't great but at least it wasn't boring.