Preservation
So a husband and wife go on a camping trip with the husband's brother who was discharged from some form of service with his dog. When watching this movie expect two things. 1) The husband to be an annoying dumbass that you want to stab in the eyes. 2) Don't look for this to end well for the dog.
If you can get through the first two thirds of the movie then the last third gets a lot more interesting. The tables turn and somehow it's the pregnant vegan female who is the one left alive to survive. Not the ex-military guy.
I was kinda shocked at that mostly because we don't get much time to spend with the brothers, and the whole time I'm getting to know them I want one to die and the other to get some psychiatric help. Whatever. They're dead at this point and I don't care.
And am I the only one who wants to be in a horror movie to show these stupid fucks how NOT to be an idiot? You don't turn your back on the killer, even if you think he's dead. If you kill him you didn't kill him good enough. Putting yourself out in the open gets you shot at. If someone takes all your shit then ties water from a tree along side the road where you can perfectly see it, then it's OBVIOUSLY a trap. If the killer's on the phone with his mother why wouldn't you scream and get that stupid little fucker grounded forever?! And if your hands are free when you're being strangled go for the fucking eyes!!
Oh and at the very end instead of going to the cops or calling the cops she stands in the middle of a grocery store parking lot and plays hand guns with a kid by his mother putting bags in the car. WHAT?
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Originally Posted by Angra
"Wolf" 8/10
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Two of my favorites things, Jack Nicholson and werewolves. Excellent choice.
Wish I had rewatched this instead of Preservation.